1. “No change o”

And so?

2. “Praise Tha Lord”

Danfo not Sunday school, abeg.

3. “There’s go-slow”

Hay God!

4. “Two more chance’

What is happening here?

5. “Excuse me sister, can I know your name?”

My name is, ‘face-your-front-and-let-me -see-road.

6. “Abeg, I wan buy fuel’

So you couldn’t buy fuel before calling passengers, abi?

7. ‘Driver, I want to ease myself’

What rubbish?

8. “I go join your change together”

Kuku kill me.

9. “Aunty, dress abeg”

To where?