When a food lover and chef on Twitter asked Nigerians to share their worst cooking experience, the responses were hilarious as we expected.

Share your worst cooking disaster

— Thelmzkitchen (@Thelmzkitchen_) April 27, 2016

1. This chocolate chip cookie fail.

https://twitter.com/LamideOB/status/725292750850105344

2. This person’s palm oil caught fire.

I was bleaching palm oil to make palm oil stew and it got too hot and caught fire 😒😒 https://t.co/IUxG6l99BG

— Queen Kae ✨ (@AniKaela_) April 27, 2016

3. This person made Jollof rice soup.

https://twitter.com/utibe_/status/725275673821089793

4. This one about adding Ogbono to Jollof rice.

Put Ogbono that was blended with crayfish instead of blended crayfish inside the jollof rice I was preparing. https://t.co/zSOh0EZlAV

— ladé (@ladekale) April 27, 2016

5. When your daddy throws soggy semo on your forehead.

https://twitter.com/LadeKale/status/725278774867181568

6. This person’s attempt at making fried eggs.

@Thelmzkitchen_ this was meant to be fried eggs ? pic.twitter.com/NDDMgZ8YDa

— The Special One (@swaynkaayyy) April 27, 2016

7. This person that cooked rotten eggs with their Indomie.

@Thelmzkitchen_ prepared indomie with sardine and a lot of veggies. D last phase was to break egg inside. I neva new d egg was rotten

— ♥RAIN♥ (@rianatopeyemi) April 27, 2016

8. The struggle of preparing pap and Custard.

Every pap and custard was a disaster. Back to back https://t.co/AwIgOpG5ow

— Chief. (@BadmanSophss) April 27, 2016

9. This person that wanted to cook fried noodles.

@Thelmzkitchen_ used oil instead of water for indomie and fried the whole thing black

— art (@Vaness_ah) April 27, 2016

10. This person used kerosene to cook stew.

Many years ago I used kerosene to make stew instead of groundnut oil. My mother couldn't cry 😩😩 https://t.co/XkWRB7eMTO

— Raven (@Hayzaelicious) April 27, 2016

11. This person cooked Efo Riro with Ewedu leaves.

@Thelmzkitchen_ thought ewedu leaf was efo , so I made it normally as efo riro. Suddenly I noticed the efo was slippery. It was a disaster ?

— Seksan (@diamondsek) April 27, 2016

12. This person’s ocean of beans and palm oil.

First time I made beans we were looking for the beans inside ocean of palm oil. My mum ate it with love Sha. Lol https://t.co/t18J0jwtjd

— Sweet Ope (@SwitOpe) April 27, 2016

13. This person mistook Ogbono for crayfish.

used my last 70naira to buy indomie. I decided to put crayfish inside. only for me to realise it was blended ogbono https://t.co/jzjPUVoZwt

— DW (@D_iiW) April 27, 2016

14. The one about making pancakes with semo flour.

https://twitter.com/meema_ss/status/725269896582565888

15. This one about an “eggsplosion”.

@Thelmzkitchen_ I tried to boil my egg in the microwave ( I didn’t put it in water I just dropped the egg ) it exploded ?

— Gold ✨ (@Wura_ola) April 27, 2016

16. This one about a chicken coming back to life.

https://twitter.com/PurpleEllipsis/status/725397785978220545

17. This person didn’t know chicken had to be boiled before putting in stew.

@Thelmzkitchen_ I put chicken inside cookin stew (without washing/boiling the chicken)

Tasted like blood,I was a carnivores animal dat day — that dada guy. (@Josh__IK) April 27, 2016

18. When someone used Chocomilo as Maggi.

I fried egg and used choco milo as the maggi. https://t.co/M3yEw9LugL

— desperate chicks’ waist (@duchesskk) April 27, 2016

19. This person washed the Garri before making Eba.

@Thelmzkitchen_ I wanted to make Eba so I washed the garri first.

— Bambi (@Nwaabekee) April 27, 2016

20. This person made burnt offering.

@Thelmzkitchen_ here pic.twitter.com/4MXiy64lfK

— Omoba KD (Ari Gold ) (@Kenydebo) April 27, 2016

21. This person used Omo to wash rice.

1st time mumc sed to 'wash' rice,i actually used OMO 2try to 'wash' it🙈🙈d maid rescued me n my mum neva found out😅 https://t.co/qw96GYul5a

— Mula (@jemimahnaa) April 27, 2016

22. This person put live chicken in hot water and sat on the lid.

AND SAT ON THE LID pic.twitter.com/OjjKX8asQS

— THELMZKITCHEN (@thelmzkitchen) April 27, 2016

23. When someone poured Nutri C in rice to make it look like Jollof.

This one is not mine but I know of this one time a guy poured nutri c inside rice to make it look like jollof https://t.co/vCc3s7jngc

— Ayoola (@AyoolaJoie) April 27, 2016

24. This person baked a cake with Amala flour.

https://twitter.com/AmazonianCub/status/725294086626926592

25. This person that cooked burnt mop.

@Thelmzkitchen_ I came back frm club 5am,I said let me cook spagheti.I slept off,woke up 12pm.I saw medusa in my pot pic.twitter.com/lzbpNFuLI1

— Infamous Minded (@PRODEEGY) April 27, 2016