20 Amebo Tweets From Ambode Obsarver That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

February 22, 2016
Do you want to know what exactly is going on in Lagos state? Look no further, we’ve got you!

From the streets of Lagos and fingers from Twitter is this hilarious self-proclaimed Lagos class captain.

Bringing you top notch amebo in form of sights and sounds of Lagos.

1. Reporting everything to the Governor of course.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir I obsarve that Lagos police prefar to use Keke instead of the new car you buy for dem pic.twitter.com/2XuBZKlA7D

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016

2. When there were too many men in the club.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, I have obsarve that this 14years is no longer active, can you see this sir?. pic.twitter.com/ZoVZQNzAdv

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016

3. This sculpture at Ikeja Underbridge.

Looks like an ‘organ enlargement’ advertisement sha.

4. Okadas carrying only their kind…other okadas.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, we have obsarve that Okada men are carrying more okadas Dan passengers nowadays sir. pic.twitter.com/LETMcR6uYG

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016

5. When love was found on the streets of Ojuelegba.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, one of your citizens wore pencil jeans and knelt down on the main road in ojuelegba. pic.twitter.com/y0D5mi4E1K

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016

6. This really weird car accident.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, it appyas we need to make a propa runway for our gehs coming in from Edo sir pic.twitter.com/0K3SAC6CEq

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 16, 2016

7. And the greatest haircut of 2016.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, I obsarve dis yung man as removd ur Teslim Balogun stadium and put ontopof his head. pic.twitter.com/4raS9DiXdF

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016

8. Some people swore they were Chuck Norris.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode é-Sir, Pls talk to ur boys.. It appyas they’re watching too much acshun feem sir. pic.twitter.com/Bxu0y20qUl

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 21, 2016

9. When Vic-O wanted in on the action.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, it appyas Fic.O has enter one shance yó. Tórì e did not pafom at Benbruze baiday sir pic.twitter.com/K3K8lOV3z7

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 19, 2016

10. This jab at Korede Bello.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, I have one small queshán.

Isit Michael Jaskin e want to draw sir? or Korede Bello. pic.twitter.com/Iv9lsP49IF — Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 19, 2016

11. The fastest runner in Lagos traffic.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, I srongly beliv dat if dis gentuman run in next #LagosMarathon Nigeria wil carry 1st pic.twitter.com/VGIGLMRuDU

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 18, 2016

12. Sometimes men of the law take leaks in front of people’s houses.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir can u obsarve ur officer park his offisha okada, pissin in d gutta

inside pesin house pic.twitter.com/XVKcQzbZSm — Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 18, 2016

13. The woman every Lagosian loves.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, disiz my woman crush wenezday sir. Shebi you can epp me to promote her sir. Tainz pic.twitter.com/CqCeludeLz

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016

14. When two students were doing one or two things outside school.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode è-Sir I just want to confam. Are students allowed 2be doin telemundo on d lekki espress? pic.twitter.com/2jHXii9oUO

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 18, 2016

15. When an officer had to first take one for the ‘gram.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, 2-Fighting sir. But Instead of ur officer to epp, he’s doing clarans peters sir. pic.twitter.com/vqMf48u5MY

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016

16. Everybody loves Akara.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, it seems your expatriates are not feeding well, this one line up for akara here sir. pic.twitter.com/DpjGwJwass

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016

17. The suppliers of banter on Nigerian Twitter.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, Names of noise makers this Morin sir:@PeterPsquare @judeengees @lindaikeji (x4)@benmurraybruce (x7)

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016

18. This one-of-a-kind entourage.

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, D Lane u resav for ur big big bus, I obsarve some Convoy still normally use it. pic.twitter.com/0yA6MUCrwq

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016

19. When they were in support of feminism.

20. This man chose to have a luxury shower in a public Lagos garden.

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