16 Struggles Nigerians In Long Distance Relationships Can Relate To

April 26, 2016

1. You and bae start a long distance relationship but you’re happy because you’ll have your own space and time.

You didn’t know it was going to really suck.

2. When you need a hug after a really long day but bae lives 1000km away.

It’s not cheating if I hug my gate man abi?

3. When they annoy you but can’t see how angry you are.

You’re lucky I can’t slap you through the phone.

4. When you’re trolling bae via text and they take it personal.

Na wa o, small play?

5. When you miss them and have to wait 6 months before getting to see them again.

I’m not crying.

6. You, when other people talk about hanging out with their bae.

Let’s hear word abeg.

7. When you go out with your friends and they bring their significant other.

Why evils?

8. When you want to drive all the way to surprise bae and you see the price of fuel.

My chest!

9. When you spend 3000 Naira recharge card on the phone with them in one night and it’s not enough.

Na wa o.

10. When you had to wait till 12am to talk to them during the time of free night calls.

Sleep is for the baeless.

11. You, when bae is turning up without you.

It’s not your fault.

12. When bae starts getting close to the boy/girl they told you not to worry about.

I’m coming to carry my thing abeg.

13. How you try hard to fight sleep when skyping with them because you’re not going to see their real face in a while.

I’m awake, my eyes are just closing on their own.

14. When you check your data balance after skyping with them.

Hay God!

15. When you find out you’re going to see them soon.

My heart!

16. You, the next time you see bae.

Yas!

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