14 Things Girls Do That Guys Will Never Understand

June 2, 2017

1. When we say we have nothing to wear, it really means we don’t know WHAT to wear.

It’s really not a lack of choices, just indecision.

2. When we say no, SOMETIMES we really mean not right now.

But that’s only sometimes o. Other times, a no will always be a no.

3. When we don’t tell you what’s wrong, it’s because we’re secretly expecting you to know and to say it before we have to.

4. That buying underwear thing isn’t about being cheap, we’ve just seen your underwear and we think you need a glow up.

5. Sexy time noises has nothing to do with your penis. NOTHING.

And this is because sometimes…

Sorry, not sorry.

6. We’re always right. ALWAYS.

And even if we end up not being right, later on, we will still be. Just watch and see.

7. We don’t just like missionary because it’s easy, it’s because it keeps the ass within reach.

8. And when you catch us starting at your back, we’re actually secretly looking at your ass.

Oh, did you think you guys are the only ones that enjoy looking at ass?

9. Yes, heels can be painful and uncomfortable, but we love the way we feel when we wear them.

Wearing heels is not about getting a guy to notice us, it’s about feeling on top of the world.

10. When we look at you like this…

…we’re really wondering how to kill you in your sleep.

11. Sometimes when we’re upset, it’s not about you, we really just want food.

12. We love big bags because they can carry EVERYTHING we need or think we might need and we like to be prepared.

13. We’re actually secretly control freaks and that’s why we like to know everything.

14. This is the real reason girls go to the toilet together:

Yes, all your suspicions were correct.

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