When you ask your debtor for money and he/she is like "how much money am i owing you that you wont allow me to rest sef" 😥. pic.twitter.com/C3vpJLv1gw

— Ọpẹ́yẹmí (@opeyemioab) January 10, 2017

Money be flying away from mans wallet these days, walahi. Can't believe how much I have left in my wallet.

— F (@TillyTillie) May 14, 2016

Guys, I'm dying here 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/GGHLzYitu6

— JemJem (@JemilaEA) January 8, 2017

Dollar at N500
Sardine at N300
Pure water at N250
And we Nigerians haven't gone to war. You should congratulate us for our maturity https://t.co/rnHMsiRBwh

— Mr MatchMaker (@Tha_Mentalist) January 6, 2017

Who's renting 2 bedroom for 10M tho?
That person doesn't know what recession is. pic.twitter.com/VZTeEp03dr

— Eric Okafor (@KneWKeeD) January 15, 2017

Make it dirty and sell it to me for 20k"@jackdre02: Clean Iphone 6 for sale 100K. Contact me if interested….."

— Fine Apple 💞 (@the_lateefah) July 21, 2015

Lol raid is now 770… is like one will have to find a way to live peacefully with mosquitoes

— ooo (@exschoolnerd) January 14, 2017

SMA gold is 4000 plus
Cerelac is 3000

And some babies eat like tigers 😭😭😂😂

— ABIMBOLA (@Abimberry) January 16, 2017

St. Louis Sugar was ₦180 as at June 2015.
10:15 PM last night , it sold for ₦540.

Shout out to ya boy @MBuhari

— K (@mhagayr) January 14, 2017