1. At this point, only rich people can buy pizza.

2. When someone is talking about one nonsense independence.

3. When your account balance is the stuff nightmares are made of.

4. Children are God’s gifts, but this economy is saying something else sha.

5. It’s time to put that stubborn onigbese on speed-dial.

6. When someone asks you to buy iPhone 7 for them.

7. Who has time for marriage abeg?

8. The worst thing that can happen to anybody:

9. Don’t let any 419 carry your money o!

10. No time to waste energy on yama yama relationships.


11. This one about asoebi and rice.


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