It’s rare when you find one thing that carries the entire behaviour of a group as (un)predictable as Nigerian politicians. Which is why, once we found this one and saw the many ways it fits our present situation with Nigerian politicians, we knew we had to share.

1. Nigerian politicians, when you ask them to fulfill their campaign promises.

2. When you ask them to contest free and fair elections.

3. Nigerian politicians when they’re asked not to share rice during elections.

4. When you ask them to vomit the national cake they stole.

5. When you ask Daddy Bubu to stay in Nigeria for a little while.

6. When you ask Nigerian politicians to resign.

7. When you ask them for the Gender Equality Bill.

8. When you ask them not to fight at the House of Assembly.

9. When you ask them to show their school certificates.

10. When foreign media asks them what’s wrong with Nigeria?

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