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  • 10 People That Are So Not Here For This Year’s Valentine’s Day

    Valentine’s Day is overrated jare.

    Written By:

    Maryam

    Date Written:

    1. Valentine’s Day, not choreography practice.

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/828268514901422080

    2. Anybody that buys singlet and boxers this year is cancelled!

    3. That’s bae right there!

    https://twitter.com/DanielEgwede/status/829218061127401472

    4. Single people on Valentine’s Day be like:

    https://twitter.com/Yommie_Scream/status/828652436315369474

    5. For the sharp ladies out there.

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/828920683803660288

    6. If you don’t have boxers, better don’t form.

    https://twitter.com/TheUfuoma_/status/829059202098327552
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    7. Bae that doesn’t want anointing, is that one bae?

    https://twitter.com/wanks_dc/status/829112261704871936

    8. Nigerian men, when their girlfriends start throwing Valentine’s Day hints.

    https://twitter.com/TheDejiBalogun/status/828965026694299648

    9. How to tension people this Valentine’s Day.

    https://twitter.com/HenRay_DS/status/829287103213219841

    10. When you’re actually single to stupor.

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    Maryam

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