The Zikoko Bureau of Statistics is here again. After gathering evidence from over 3000 relationships and 450 single pringles who’ve made a name off giving relationship advice, we present the results of our study on how to know if your boyfriend is cheating. It’s sure to stand the test of time. 

When he changes barbers frequently

If he can cheat on them, what makes you think you’ll be different?

If he has no password on his phone

We won’t say if he has a password because duh. But what if when he doesn’t have a password? That is an even bigger red flag. That must mean he has a burner phone. We don’t make the rules.

If he’s always smiling

I’m sorry, but what’s funny in this life? It means he must be hiding something. 

When he suddenly becomes more active on social media

Especially when he starts posting more pictures on Instagram. Young man, who are you trying to impress?

If he comes from a particular tribe

We won’t name names, but the facts back up this hypothesis.

When he starts cooking for you

Covering up your atrocities with kind acts? We know your type.

When he starts listening to Fela

It means he’s considering polygamy and has probably already started testing the waters.