13 Hilarious Events Nigerians Think President Buhari Would Attend On His Many Trips

President Buhari is known for his many travels for several diplomatic” purposes.

Within his first 181 days in office, he had already visited 10 countries. And in spite of the fuel scarcity problem currently plaguing the country, he has gone on another trip to the dismay of many Nigerians.

Nigerians being kings of humor, who can make jokes out of any situation have trolled the president with #ThingsBuhariWouldAttend.

1. Because, pencils cam magically grow the economy.

#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend

Association of aspiring pencil producing nations
— Restructure Nigeria (@briandark) March 31, 2016

2. A president must only rule in slay.

#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend MAC for government launch @MACcosmetics
— Resseta (@riman_esseta) March 31, 2016

3. Nigeria must be a colonial master by force.

#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend North American Summit on the Colonization Of Mars
— Graphic Designer. (@ekwem) March 31, 2016

4. He may want to turn up with the squad.

#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend

Buhari: Zuzu. This one u visited me so. Oya step into my free plane lemme take u to Hawaii pic.twitter.com/Fm1e2k5WzG
— VoN (@NoLongerCrazy) April 1, 2016

5. Or just want to leave Nigerians and their wahala behind.

Host- Sir, event has been cancelled
PMB – I am still coming,
Host – Why?
PMB – Exactly why am coming, to find out?#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend
— St. (@SaintAnosike) March 31, 2016

6. Because, he cannot come and die jare.

#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend

Jollof Rice Summit Taiwan
— IKECHUKWU (@iykimo) March 31, 2016

7. What if he just wants to get that premium Ewa Agoyin?

OSI: can I go to Togo for the international beans day
Buhari: I'll go. you know I like DAT bread and beans ?? #ThingsBuhariWouldAttend
— Oduyemi Olufemi (@phaelmz1) April 1, 2016

8. Because, he could be interested in the parent’s race.

#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend Ogbunike boys secondary school annual inter-house sports
— Uniport Graduate (@Charlescapone4) March 31, 2016

9. His travelling is kuku more important than any other thing Nigerians are going through.

#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend

Fashola: The money for PHCN, I hav..

Buhari: Calm dan, Tunde. Lemme finish traveling fess pic.twitter.com/Rh3qdWMA8X
— VoN (@NoLongerCrazy) March 31, 2016

10. Because he beat Dora the Explorer at her own game of travelling.

#ThingsBuhariWouldAttend at this rate he deserves a cameo in dora the explorer
— Yohanna Okojie (@iam_coda) April 1, 2016

11. Could it be a case of chronic Mogbo-moya?

#ThingsBuhariwouldattend..He is that guy you don't invite to a party yet you'll find him serving Jollof rice in the party..Jegede
— JaZZ™ (@Mr_Gozie) April 1, 2016

12. He could even turn up for all the Nigerians that can’t make Kim and Kanye’s ceremony.

Saint West baby dedication ceremony in Miami #ThingsBuhariWouldAttend
— Austine A Amani (@Amani_Art) April 1, 2016

13. Because he knows #BleachingLivesMatter.

"@Olusanmite: #ThingsBuhariWouldAttend International Comparisons of Bleaching in Amsterdam pic.twitter.com/wCQTdN3CRl"???
— Ellyn (@cute_ellyn) April 1, 2016

13 Hilarious Events Nigerians Think President Buhari Would Attend On His Many Trips

President Buhari is known for his many travels for several diplomatic” purposes.

Nigerians being kings of humor, who can make jokes out of any situation have trolled the president with #ThingsBuhariWouldAttend.

1. Because, pencils cam magically grow the economy.

2. A president must only rule in slay.

3. Nigeria must be a colonial master by force.

4. He may want to turn up with the squad.

5. Or just want to leave Nigerians and their wahala behind.

6. Because, he cannot come and die jare.

7. What if he just wants to get that premium Ewa Agoyin?

8. Because, he could be interested in the parent’s race.

9. His travelling is kuku more important than any other thing Nigerians are going through.

10. Because he beat Dora the Explorer at her own game of travelling.

11. Could it be a case of chronic Mogbo-moya?

12. He could even turn up for all the Nigerians that can’t make Kim and Kanye’s ceremony.

13. Because he knows #BleachingLivesMatter.

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13 Hilarious Events Nigerians Think President Buhari Would Attend On His Many Trips

President Buhari is known for his many travels for several diplomatic” purposes.

Nigerians being kings of humor, who can make jokes out of any situation have trolled the president with #ThingsBuhariWouldAttend.

1. Because, pencils cam magically grow the economy.

2. A president must only rule in slay.

3. Nigeria must be a colonial master by force.

4. He may want to turn up with the squad.

5. Or just want to leave Nigerians and their wahala behind.

6. Because, he cannot come and die jare.

7. What if he just wants to get that premium Ewa Agoyin?

8. Because, he could be interested in the parent’s race.

9. His travelling is kuku more important than any other thing Nigerians are going through.

10. Because he beat Dora the Explorer at her own game of travelling.

11. Could it be a case of chronic Mogbo-moya?

12. He could even turn up for all the Nigerians that can’t make Kim and Kanye’s ceremony.

13. Because he knows #BleachingLivesMatter.

About the Authors

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