7 Surefire Ways to Appear in Your Crush’s Dreams Every Night

July 19, 2022

Imagine your crush sleeping, and it’s not you they’re dreaming about. What type of nonsense is that? We’ve written this article because this can’t go on. It needs to be fixed ASAP. 

Use these tested and proven techniques to ensure you’re really the person of your crush’s dreams from now till forever. 

Put their picture under your pillow

This is probably the easiest way to enter the dreams of the person of your dreams. Just put their picture under your pillow and ensure you’re asleep before them. This one doesn’t work all the time sha. For example, you might not be the only one with their picture under your pillow. Since all these days, Rihanna’s picture has been under my pillow and I’m certain I’ve not appeared in any of her dreams.

Put your picture under their pillow

This one is high risk, high reward. If you can get in your crush’s bedroom in the first place, why do you still need them to see you in their dreams? In any case, this one will 100% work — as long as they don’t know the picture is there before they go to bed. 

Blow dusting powder on their profile picture at exactly 4:44 a.m.

Why 4:44 a.m.? You’ve already failed. Don’t ask questions. Just do it. 

Also Read: How to Continue Your Dream From Where You Stopped

Constantly ask them if they’ve eaten

Set an alarm to send them a “Have you eaten?” text every 15 minutes, and they’ll always think about you. It’s only if they have coconut heads they won’t see you in their dreams after such persistence. 

Act in a Mount Zion horror film

I still have the demons from the Mount Zion films I watched as a child chasing me in my dreams. Why not put the platform to good use? Be on the lookout for casting calls, and when you inevitably act as a demon who eats people because they stole ₦50, ensure your crush watches the movie. 

Become a witch/wizard

That way, you’ll even be their spirit partner. Instead of just appearing in their dream as an insignificant part of the story, be the protagonist. Nobody wants a spirit husband or wife until they get one that takes perfect care of them. Be the one who makes a difference. 

Actually ask them out

So that they’ll endlessly dream about the look on your face when they rejected you.


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