Yes, you have a crush, but are you your crush’s crush? These are the questions. To catch your crush’s attention, you have to be different and think outside the box, because many people are doing the same thing you’re doing. Here are 5 easy ways to enrapture your crush.
1. Be rich
You thought it was going to be easy? Better get to work.
2. Dress sharply
You have to dress the way you want to be addressed.
3. Have a famous surname
Your surname is not famous? Change it so that they think you’re that senator’s younger sister’s son.
4. Tell them you have a blue or red passport
Watch them fall in love with you in a jiffy.
5. Again, I say be rich
If you are not rich, you’re wasting your time.
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