The things some Nigerians did as kids have shown me that I might have let my dear mum off too easily. I was the good kid, you see, a bumbling representation of the common Nigerian sayings “He can’t eat anything harder than a banana” and “If you put water in his mouth and travel far, you’ll return to meet the water in his mouth”.
While people like me were giving our parents peace, other kids were doing the opposite. We’ve combed through X and compiled the most hilarious “dumbest thing you did as a kid” tweets.
Why are you drinking disinfectant? God, abeg
Stealing our Lord and Saviour’s body and blood?
Give this man 20 lashes
Leemao
Are you me? Is me you?
Big side-eye
Chucky, is that you?
I stan a selfless giver
May God have mercy on your soul
The GOAT
Daddy was real AF
Parte after parte
Wetin be this?
Screams in *ekun egbere
Not trying to send grandma to her early grave!
Are you not embarrassed?
Very well done, Daddy
Heavy bombastic side-eye
Murife, don’t cry
Folarin Falana, is that you?
Not a human blender
The audacity to show up at the crime scene?
Well, I respect this
This is dark
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Kids will embarrass you
It’s giving “mover and shaker”
Little miss mischievous
I beg all of your available pardons?
Heavy evil laughter
Oof oof, mummy!
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