1. When you first lie to yourself that you don’t have a mumu button.
2. When your mumu button has already been activated, but you haven’t realized it yet.
3. When you start to see the hints, but you’re still in denial.
4. When it finally hits you that your mumu button is completely gone.
5. When the person that has it hasn’t realised they have it yet.
6. When they figure it out and start doing you anyhow.
7. When the person with your mumu button cheats on you.
Homie: Your girl cheating on u. Me: Where am I going? As per u have told me this wetin I suppose do? Person wey get my mumu button?— Nigerian God (@Echecrates) October 19, 2015