In Nigeria, common standards are broken on a regular. For instance, our Santa doesn’t wear red or have a big white beard. Rather, he has a big sack of treats that he has shared with people who have been naughty throughout the year.

Another fun fact about this standard-breaking Santa is, he isn’t having a Merry Christmas. He is none other than Sambo Dasuki.

The former NSA is currently being investigated for misappropriation of the $2.1bn allocated for purchase of arms required for combating Boko Haram.

In the course of questioning, our Santa has been singing like a bird, dropping several names and receipts.

Ho ho ho!

Some of the people include Chief Raymond Dokpesi, former president Goodluck Jonathan and some PDP politicians.

FLASH: @PdpNigeria's Bode George, Jim Nwobodo & Peter Odili got N100m each through Ex-Minister Yuguda #DasukiGate pic.twitter.com/UrTWwVUKuv

— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) December 13, 2015

The nail to the coffin is that PDP came on Twitter to accuse the current President of receiving a share of Suki Santa’s treats.

Part of the diverted funds for the NSA was used to buy bullet proof vehicles for Buhari ,Not one, not two, not even three, SUVs, Sedans, Etc

— Austin Okai (@Austinokai) December 14, 2015

Santa really came to town with this one.

And on December 14, he mentioned giving 240 million naira to a female blogger in Lagos and the internet broke.

Linda, is that you?

She has refuted the accusations though.

Linda Ikeji Reacts To #DasukiGate | No Human Being Dead Or Alive Gave Me N240m https://t.co/vayZS0VgNs pic.twitter.com/eH6ilKmMIp

— 360Nobs.com (@360Nobs) December 15, 2015

Phew!

From the look of things, many more names will still drop.

We are anticipating like.

Nigerians on twitter had so much to say.

The latest album in town #DasukiGate aka #DasukiATM …Grab ya copies nowwww pic.twitter.com/xuTYBVyeHg

— The Godfather JP (@AyoOyalowo) December 14, 2015

https://twitter.com/Ediong/status/675433416951783424

When you heard Dasuki call your daddy name #DasukiGate pic.twitter.com/5LuSuqqyEF

— OSINACHI 👳🏿 (@BITO_WALE) December 11, 2015

#DasukiGate fingers female blogger, Linda says not she! I trust Linda! Such a man can NEVER touch her! #GetYourMindsOutTheGutter

— Daddy Freeze (@DaddyFRZ) December 15, 2015

We certainly await more episodes from Suki Santa and his generous chronicles. Featured Image credit: Chris ogunlowo