1. It’s not you, it’s me

Before nko…who else is it?

2. I think we’re better as friends

May you not lose all your friends…fool.

3. I think our lives are going in different directions now

Better pray your blessings don’t go in a different direction.

4. I don’t want to hold you back

You just want to hold that person you’ve been cheating with.

5. I just need space and time to think

Big man like me is who you’re telling you need space? My life

6. You deserve someone better

I know I do…oloshi

7. I just need to focus on school/work right now

Haba…you too dey lie.