• It’s the rainy season in Nigeria, and while many are thankful for the relief from the heat, those in flood-prone areas face a different challenge. 

    I asked six Nigerians to share their worst flooding experiences and let’s just say the government and citizens need to maintain drainage systems better.

    John*

    I once experienced flooding at my workplace on Lagos Island. We operated from the owner’s family house in a residential area in Lekki. That day, I resumed work around 9 a.m., and it started to rain about thirty minutes later. It was initially a light shower, so no one in the office thought about a possible flood. However, after five hours of continuous rain, my boss told the office assistant to monitor the entrance as water was trickling in. Shortly after, she returned, saying, “Oga, water dey enter house and I don mop am e no stop.”

    My boss went to check, and the next couple of hours felt like a scene from a film. Water kept gushing uncontrollably from the main entrance. We spent hours moving equipment, furniture, documents, and electrical appliances to the upper floor where my boss resided. The rain didn’t stop even past closing time. I had to remove my shoes, roll up my trousers, and wade through the flood to get home.

    Adekunle*

    My family recently moved out of a nice apartment in Surulere because of constant flooding. We were always on edge whenever it rained, never knowing when the downpour would be heavy enough to flood the house. Some days, it rained without flood, but others were a nightmare. We had to move everything around the house and deal with damaged electrical appliances. Once, it rained while we had visitors. It was embarrassing watching them help us move things and scoop water. I’m glad we moved, especially now that it’s another rainy season.

    Ireti*

    I experienced The worst flooding in 2011 when we lived in a face-to-face bungalow. There was a heavy downpour; only my siblings and I were home. After more than four hours of rain, water started to trickle into the house. The landlord asked everyone to scoop water from the passage, but the rain only got heavier. We realised we couldn’t stop the flooding and started saving our belongings. I remember pulling the rug in our room and placing everything on top of the bed and wardrobe. My parents returned much later when the rain had subsided and most of the compound had drained. We narrated everything that happened, but since they didn’t experience it, they didn’t think much of it.

    Busayo*

    My hostel was flooded last month, and the experience was traumatic. I was on campus when I got a call from a local resident warning about the flood. I informed my roommates, but it was too late when we got to the hostel. The water had soaked my mattress, study materials, clothes, and everything on the floor of my room. The muddy water left a reddish mess everywhere. I spent the rest of the week washing, cleaning, and restoring my room. It happened again last week, but I was around and had more control this time. I’m definitely moving out by the next session.

    Ibukun*

    We were renovating the house, and the workers damaged a section of the ceiling. They covered it up and promised to fix it the next day. Unfortunately, it rained heavily overnight, and their makeshift cover couldn’t prevent the damage. I woke up in the middle of the night to pee and found the rug unusually wet. I turned on the light to see water everywhere. I woke everyone up immediately. This was around 2 a.m., and it was still raining heavily. The tapes and planks the workers used to cover the ceiling had fallen off. We mopped and cleaned until around 6 a.m. My mum must have blown up the workers’ phones with calls because they were at our house by 7 a.m. to fix the damage.

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    Bimbo*

    My house once got flooded, but it wasn’t due to rain. We hadn’t had light for days, and since the water wasn’t running, I left the taps in the kitchen and bathroom open. I returned from work one night to find water all over the passage. The water was coming from my entrance. Everything on the floor — rug, mattress, extension box, bags with documents, stabiliser—was soaked inside. I ran to close the taps, but for a while, I didn’t know what to do. I just sat looking at the mess. When I finally started mopping, the light went out. I went to my parents’ house and didn’t return until the weekend with help. Now, I triple-check the taps before leaving.

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  • The singles have had a jolly-good time since the beginning year (except on Valentine’s Day sha) but since we’re now in the rainy season, they have all of our best wishes.

    Are you missing the LOYL in your life right now? Do you find yourself seeking body warmth in the comfort of blankets and duvets? If you answer yes to any of these questions, you have our sympathy. But who does sympathy help? Try any of the food on this list and you’ll thank us.

    Tea

    Source: Ibiene Magazine

    Forget sex. Who wants to start worrying about pregnancy scares or STIs anyway? If you’re feeling cold, set a kettle on the stove and treat yourself to a hot cup of tea. The cold will be found dead in a ditch.

    Pepper Soup

    A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

    Source: Sisi Jemimah

    If you’ve been sleeping on pepper soup since the rainy season started, you’re wrong. Make sure you season it thoroughly with Cameroon or habanero, the heat will come from within. Cold where?

    Akamu

    A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

    Source: 9jafoodie

    Cereal during the cold season as a single-pringle? You clearly don’t like yourself. You better stock up on pap. You even have varieties—white, yellow, brown, ginger-infused. Every hot spoonful will remind you that you’re enough.

    Boiled yam

    A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

    Source: Instagram (@kikifoodies)

    Maybe not exactly how you imagined being choked during the rainy season, but hot yam will do the job. You might gasp for air while you try to force it down, but it’s something right?

    Noodles

    A Single Pringle’s Food Guide to Surviving the Rainy Season

    Source: Taste

    A meal for all seasons for real! Just make sure you make it soup-style: with extra broth. By the time you’re done, your runny nose will perish all thoughts of your singular status.

    Abula

    Source: MyActiveKitchen

    Do you know our hands get extra chilly during the cold season? Here’s where abula comes in. You’ll be sticking your fingers in something hot and moist. It’s the perfect remedy for those icy fingers.

    Peppered snail

    Source: DreamAfrica

    There’s a standing Yoruba joke about snails and what they mean, but all we know is that snail is best enjoyed when it’s spicy. So, it should be on your list of meals to keep you warm on long days and cold nights.

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  • The rainy season is upon us, and unlike other seasons of the year, it’s an exceptional one. This season comes with the lethargy that makes you want to lay in bed all day and do nothing. What we eat during this time directly impacts our productivity and need for companionship. 

    These Nigerian meals are perfect for this rainy season.

    Eba

    The rainy season is the perfect season for sleeping, and eba is the ideal meal to induce sleep. When you’re done eating the eba, you won’t remember you’re alone in bed. The type of eba doesn’t matter.

    Beans 

    Picking beans is an effective way to keep your productivity levels up during the rainy season. We usually want to lay in bed under our sheets doing nothing when it rains. Make it a habit to pick and cook beans to help keep your energy up. This theory has been tested and trusted. 

    Pepper soup 

    Nigerian mums and aunties have sold us that pepper soup helps with cough and cold. You want to enjoy the weather without catching a cold because of small rain.

    RELATED: How to Make Pepper Soup

    Boiled yam and ofada sauce 

    Yam and eggs is an everyday meal, but boiled yam and ofada sauce is a special meal for rainy days. Imagine having some boiled yam with ofada sauce with hot milk and milo on a rainy morning. You can kiss your tasks goodbye for the day, but do your tasks matter?

    Amala, ewedu, gbegiri and goat meat

    Amala is the bad bitch of Nigerian meals. Come rain, come sunshine, she’s the ultimate companion. You can trust amala to stick with you like a friend who stays closer than a brother through the rainy season. For premium enjoyment, buy your amala from your favourite bukka

    RELATED: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving Amala

    Your partner 

    Please, eat your Nigerian partner out till their eyes roll to the back of their head. It’s the least you can do for them on a rainy day. 

    ALSO READ: 9 Things Single People Can Do During ‘Weather for Two’

  • The rainy season is here and it’s a mix of the good, the bad, and the ugly. Here are some people who are enjoying this weather, and some people who are definitely not having fun.

    People who love it:

    1) Couples.

    This is the real weather for two. Sorry to all the single people out there.

    2) NEPA.

    They can finally be useless in peace because we have been conditioned to accept that rain = no light.

    3) People who don’t wash their cars.

    Finally, free car wash service from mother nature.

    4) Umbrella sellers.

    For obvious reasons.

    5) Beverage sellers.

    Because Nigerians and tea are like 5 and 6.

    People who definitely aren’t having fun:

    6) Lagosians.

    Eko atlantis because our city is under water dears.

    7) Single people.

    I’m sorry guys. God will fight your battles in this cold weather.

    8) People who want to get married.

    Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.

    9) Dry cleaners.

    Me: Where are my clothes?

    Dry cleaner:

    10) People who don’t have cars.

    I’m sorry guys. I really am. We are in this together.

  • As we are all aware, the rainy season is here. And while we like how rain makes the weather cool for us, we have to admit Nigerian rain can be extra! Here are all the things you need to survive.

    1. If you don’t have a big umbrella in this weather, you’re on your own.

    Not all those small ones that can fly away with small wind o!

    2. Nylon bag, or even sack sef for added protection.

    To tie on your head when your umbrella is not having sense.

    3. Original bathroom slippers is an absolute must.

    To help the life of your loubs and nike shoes!

    4. Canoe and paddle for all the times the rain is proving stubborn.

    When the rain decides to turn everywhere into river.

    5. Life jacket, for those of us that cannot swim.

    If you cannot afford the canoe, kuku buy this one.

    6. Forget lamp, lantern and kerosine is the way forward.

    When NEPA will not even let you charge lamp nko?

    7. Everybody needs a Sugar Parent

    Because Sugar Daddy can send Range. Sugar mummy won’t even let you go anywhere

    8. Okay, forget everything for a moment, see this Firewood?

    That is what you need to become this season. “Weather for two” is a dangerous idea. Baby food is expensive. Be wise.