If you’ve ever thought of trading your Nigerian parents for some other parents, delete Koreans from that list because they are the same.

If you watch any of these with your parents, they will disown you and we will deny you 😘👍. 

As a young Nigerian who still lives with her parents at 25, there are many daily struggles I face for being poor and not being able to afford to live on my own yet: curfews, dress codes, etc.  I know there are many people like me out there who face these ghetto struggles on a […]

These six Nigerians shared how they set boundaries with their Nigerian parents. Find out how they survived so you can try it too. Proceed with caution.

No child ever wants to visualise their parents as sexual beings, but what happens when you accidentally catch them having sex? These seven Nigerians share with us how they felt when they caught their parents having sex.  “They’ve unknowingly scarred me for life” It happened when I was 10 years old. I was watching this […]

Nigerian parents can sell everything they own to send us to school, but you see these seven items? They would rather jump into a lagoon.

Why was it normal to beat kids for late school fees payment and when can we fight?

We hacked your parent’s phones and decided to share their search history with you. You’re welcome.

“I loved to ride the horses along the shore and feel the jolt of each gallop each time the rider holding me jerked the reins.” Here’s what 8 Nigerian parents and baby boomers miss about their childhood.

If your life has been moving mad lately, it’s because you’ve been doing at least two of these 7 things.

Growing up with strict parents as a girl is a special kind of hell. Here’s a list of things only women with strict parents will be able to relate to.

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We’ve helped you come up with a list of things to do when your child decides to disgrace you in public.

Imagine considering the luxury of choosing a career? Nigerian kids could never. Not when principalities and powers are out to frustrate and stress you, here are 6 ways Nigeria chooses a career for you. 1. Your parents choose   Nigeria or your strict parents will choose a career for you. Your mother already decided since your […]

Are your parents Nigerians if they didn’t tell you any of these lies?

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Hearing your parents tell you they love you seems nice, but you sometimes need to work for their extra love, before they give it to other people. Here are a few perfect ways to get your Nigerian parents to love you more. 1. Get married Nothing proves that you love your parents more than getting […]

Parents might have been the ones that birthed us, but that does not mean everyone likes theirs. 6 Nigerians tell us why they don’t like their parents. Sarah, 18 I don’t like my parents because of all the physical and emotional abuse I’ve gone through with them over the years. Some might see it as […]

We don’t always mean to lie to our parents but sometimes, shit happens. They don’t exactly make being honest easy, either. Sometimes the lies are small and harmless, other times they are big and problematic. Here are eight lies we’ve all told our parents. 1. When we lie that we missed their call Sometimes, we […]

Sometimes, Nigerian parents forget the home they come from so they start to display elements of pride. Here are six ways to know your Nigerian parents have become proud. 1) They start coming home late When your parents start returning home from events later than 7pm, then not only have they grown wings, but the […]

Are you sick and tired of your Nigerian parents treating you like an unserious adult?. You know it’s time for them to treat you like a proper adult. You want them to see you as an adult they should both respect and fear. Here’s a list of ways to get your Nigerian parents to respect […]

If God gave Nigerian parents clay to make the perfect daughter, they’d mould a God-fearing woman with six children and a husband she diligently submits to. Now, imagine God ignores their request and, instead, sends them a daughter who isn’t particularly interested in marriage and just wants to fight men all day. Chaos. Well, because […]

Nigerian parents will not respect you unless you give them a reason to.

Nigerian parents are known for being very no-nonsense, that is a given. But there are times when they do show that they are our parents and that they care about us. In this piece, we spoke with 5 Nigerians on moments when their parents helped them out of the craziest situations. Yes, we know it […]

Mummy, daddy, uncle and aunty, we shall not be beating around the bush. Here is a list of things you do that we do not appreciate and we think you need to stop doing them.  T for Thanks. 1. Sending Whatsapp broadcasts (a.k.a forwarded many times) Please, make it stop. The broadcasts are always so […]

“I was excommunicated from everyone.”