1. When NEPA brings light and your neighbors don’t put off the generator.
Can’t trust NEPA to have sense!
2. When your tailor says he has sewn your cloth, but you still go to his shop to see with your own eyes.
Because Nigerian tailors and disappointment are siblings!
3. When people stand with the fuel attendant so they can see how the petrol is entering the car.
Before they give you 1k fuel and collect 10k!
4. When you tell a kid to go and wear his shoe, and he says he’ll follow you barefoot.
Ahn ahn! this kid can’t even trust at this small age!
5. When your mum doesn’t let the mallam cut the chicken in the market so they won’t take their own share.
She will now leave you to do the wahala at home.
6. When people collect money at the ATM, and start counting it!
YOU PEOPLE ARE DAMAGED!
7. When you want to make a deposit, and the bank cashier counts it like 100 times!
Oga, do I look like a 419 person to you?
8. When people now add stew to their jollof.
Why can’t you trust the power of jollof?
9. When your boyfriend calls and you tell him you’re with your friend.
Who broke this one’s heart like this?
10. When you’re buying buka food and you chook your eyes to count the spoons of rice they’re putting.
Every grain must be complete!
We were just on our own on Twitter when we saw the story of one small boy doing wonders with bottle covers.
14 year-old Timothy is one of many young Kenyans struggling to survive a harsh economy.
But this little guy is not letting his situation stop him from getting an education. He’s building and selling these cute trucks for 150 Schillings to get his school fees.
Timothy says he dreams of being an engineer when he grows up.
This young man has 2 heads, and is obviously not our mate.
If only we had sense like this as kids.
In April of this year, 4 Malawians, including a baby were murdered. Their crime? They were albinos. Albinism is a genetic condition resulting in little or no pigmentation in the skin, eyes, and hair. In countries like Nigeria, albinos face societal discrimination, but in countries like Malawi and Tanzania, their bones are hunted for ritual purposes.
The Mr and Miss Albinism contest that held in Nairobi on October 21, was no small deal.
Bigwig politicians including Isaac Mwaura, Kenya’s only albino Member of Parliament, were present at the first-of-it’s-kind event.
In all, 20 contestants got dolled up to cat-walk, sing and dance for the competition.
The contest was aimed at changing the narrative and showcasing the beauty of albinos in Kenya, and in Africa.
Many African countries see albinism as a curse, but Kenya is redefining what it means to be an albino.
MP Isaac Mwuara, who spearheaded the contest, said he wants to make the world understand albinos are not meant for money rituals.
Jarius Ong’etta was crowned Mr Albinism 2016.
While Miss Albinism went to Loise Lihanda.
1. The Comedian
He/She can’t have a serious conversation and is always cracking jokes.
2. The Fighter
They take everything too seriously, always ready to turn the smallest joke into World War 3.
3. The ‘LOOOL’ Person
Never actually contributes anything sensible, just LMAOO’s and LOOOL’s. You’re starting to wonder if they’re alright mentally.
4. The Lover
Always talking about their relationship and how much they love it. Na them love pass.
5. The Gossip Girl
They don’t care that your aunty just died. Gbemi cheating on her husband is more important.
6. The Watcher
Don’t say anything at all. They just read everyone’s gist and keep quiet.
7. The Broadcaster
They don’t care whether the BC makes sense, they just know say that if na BC, dem must share am.
8. The People Stuck In The Past
The person that’s always one day late to the chat and spends the whole time trying to understand what’s going on.
9. The Selfie Person
They don’t care about your life, they just want you to tell them their selfies are gorgeous.
So this cow was just chilling, minding its business.
Then from nowhere, these guys decided to form voltron and kill it.
Only problem is… no be small cow them wan kill.
Well…maybe not that big, but E big shaaa.
So they nominated one guy to do the killing.
As he’s trying (and failing) the cow’s looking at him like.
