3. Prepare yourself for the bride price and all other side things.
N 1 Million, plus 5 cars and 10 goats.
4. How you should react when you see the long list.
Because that is your only goal in life.
5. You, when your father-in-law asks if you’re rich.
You cannot come and suffer his daughter.
6. How you should start forming religious when your father-in-law is around.
In fact, pastor is your middle name!
7. Are you even aware that you’re working to pay your wife’s siblings’ school fees?
What else are you working for?
8. You, carrying your wife’s family to America for the holidays.
It is your duty and responsibility!
9. Don’t ever say things like “I don’t have money” to your in-laws.
Your mates that have, do they have 2 heads?
10. When your own family starts asking you for money, you’re like:
They don’t know you’re now married abi?
11. Remember to buy Christmas clothes for all the children in your wife’s family.
You are the newest Father Christmas in town!
12. How you should run to your in-laws’ house when their generator is not working.
Don’t let them waste money on any useless mechanic.
13. When it’s sallah, you have to give your in-laws all the rams you can buy.
Abi you don’t want them to eat sallah meat?
1. Bathroom Slippers
Perfect width and length for slaps too.
2. Wooden Spoons
For easy kitchen beatings.
3. Slides
Fantastic for throwing at the head of your younger siblings.
4. Your fathers belt
When the belt comes out, someone’s dying.
5. Good ol’ fashioned slaps
Some matters can only be settled by hand.
6. The wires at the back of the TV
The koboko of the sitting room.
7. Broom (Igbale)
When your mother/aunty just wants to kill you.
A young man from Kano has built a solar-powered car, according to a BBC Newsday report.
23-year-old Mukhtar Fa-sah is our award winning Nigerian with 2 heads today!
This young man from Kano has built a solar-powered car that emits zero carbon into the atmosphere.
If we lived in a country that had sense, government would grab this idea and help him produce these cars en masse
Due to the greenhouse effect, the world is moving away from fossil-fueled cars to alternatively-powered ones.
If we reshape and invest in this young man’s idea, we could be a world-leading nation very soon.
But our government is not here for that.
Their own is just to count money and go.
How they react when you mention climate change to them:
We don’t really have anything to say to them…
Business Day reports that the number of Nigerians buying goods in Dubai markets has plummeted sharply in the last 10 months.
So Dubai business owners have been crying for Nigerian traders to come and buy from them.
They say they miss us and our money!
In fact, they’re even praying for the Naira to become strong soon so we can start packing our money in their economy again.
While we continue to struggle with our own dying economy.
We have only one question for them.
When the Naira is back on it’s feet, we are only here for made-in-Aba products.
Dubai can like to jump inside river.
Incase you don’t know (or currently living under a rock), the most controversial elections ever took place in the U.S on November 8, and shockingly, Donald Trump won the election!
1. Every one has different colours to identify their stuff
All my clothes were blue, my two brothers were red and green.
2. Getting ‘hand-me-downs’ instead of new clothes
We called them “you go grow reach am”.
3. Constantly sharing your bed
There’s always one uncle/aunty that’s sharing your bed.
4. Running to the bathroom in the morning to be the first to shower
I won gold in the 100 meter bathroom dash.
5. People always eating food you kept for later
They even put the empty plate back in the fridge.
6. Your parents beating all the kids for something one person did
Getting slapped over something that happened when you were asleep.
7. Always having to share food with your siblings
Share everything like national cake.
There we were, minding our business as usual when we saw one small lizard-like creature forming James Bond.
The BBC video footage has got everyone talking! In fact, some are comparing the action packed video to a Game of Thrones episode.
Amazing footage: a hatchling sea iguana makes a run for its life to the safety of the shore, but will it escape the runner snakes? pic.twitter.com/c9zIhyed4y
