• 1. When you think your period is next 2 weeks but it decides to arrive unexpectedly

    Woz all this?

    2. You, when you stain your white skirt in public.

    Oh no!

    3. When you think you have extra sanitary towels, but you’ve finished them

    Chisooos!

    4. When you form oversabi and use Menstrual Cup and the something doesn’t want to come out

    Who sent me work now?

    5. When you’re having a nice time with bae and your period spoils things like

    “Hellooo bitches!!!”

    6. You, every time your period is heavy and you have to get like 3 sanitary towel packs.

    On this my shikini salary?

    7. When you see that Always is now N800, you’re like:

    Is it my fault I have an opening that bleeds, please?

    8. When you’ve finally stopped wearing pads, and your period comes back at you like:

    Why me, dear Lord?
  • 1. The best!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNwP1qgAh_g/?taken-by=twyse_116

    2. This type of bum-bum you don’t mess with.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNpDAF-AynQ/?taken-by=twyse_116

    3. When 365 days is not a joke at all.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNfjGSOglz1/?taken-by=twyse_116

    4. When wind carries your underwear.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMzhITuAjCD/?taken-by=twyse_116

    5. When your lecturer is sent from heaven.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMmdQOtglLm/?taken-by=twyse_116

    6. When you’re petty AF!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMh441aA0bZ/?taken-by=twyse_116

    7. When you don’t really have action.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BO9iOCqACFP/?taken-by=twyse_116

    8. When your boyfriend doesn’t really have sense.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BLzjJYmgTMR/?taken-by=twyse_116

    9. What a betray this is!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BKfyTxRAoH1/?taken-by=twyse_116

    10. Nigerian employers can be extra, though.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BKTtUs3go3d/?taken-by=twyse_116

    11. When alchohol wants to finish you.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BKVifFCgYdX/?taken-by=twyse_116

    12. But why are Nigerian moms like this now?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ4wDxyAoUH/?taken-by=twyse_116

    13. African parents, tbh.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BJERKsoglwO/?taken-by=twyse_116

    14. Mind your business!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIiE7iNACFh/?taken-by=twyse_116

    15. When your dad wants to form ‘boyz’

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIV8RwjA0IX/?taken-by=twyse_116

    16. This mummy is too brutal, honestly.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIIRed8AvFI/?taken-by=twyse_116

    17. When one slap is all you need to reset.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BILOqYAg08i/?taken-by=twyse_116
  • It appears Nigerians didn’t leave banter and shade in 2016 because Mr Eazi has been the brunt of it all since he shared an interesting tweet about Ghanaian and Nigerian music on January 11.

    According to him, Ghanaian music set the pace and heavily influenced Nigerian music.

    https://twitter.com/mreazi/status/819266629196509184

    And we’re all just here, like other Nigerians wondering where the influence is.

    Nigerians came for him in droves.

    And even threw shade at Ghana while at it.

    How they dragged him all over Twitter:

    Someone said he should still be a studio cleaner.

    Perhaps his sold-out concert is making him carry his shoulders up.

    Mr Eazi fans in Nigeria, after seeing his controversial tweet:

    https://twitter.com/IamRashGan/status/819324289321234436

    Instead of them to hype Terry Apala.

    Instead of Mr Eazi to thank Nigerians for supporting his music.

    After the yeye tweet, we’ll still kuku dance when he drops another dope song.

    https://twitter.com/KingJamez_/status/819448847365795840

    But for now, Mr Eazi is cancelled.

    Finally, the moral of the story is:

    Do you think Ghanaian music really influenced Nigerian sounds? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • It’s 2017, a brand new year, but nothing has changed for Nigerian tailors.

    There’s no doubt they were put on this earth to just frustrate your life.

    This lady’s poor friend asked for one thing and they gave her a shocker!

    What did we just see, please?

    Someone now replied with a picture that will blow your mind.

    All she wanted was a dope jumpsuit…

    https://twitter.com/Slimzronke/status/818072993842614274

    Will Nigerian tailors make heaven like this?

    Diz tew much!

  • 1. Listen to your colleagues that begged you for a ride complain about the AC and your music.

    2. Binge on all the delicacies available in traffic.

    3. Observe all the couples fighting in their own cars.

    4. Ignore all the phone calls from your significant other because you don’t have power for fight.

    5. Check instagram to see whether all your frenemies have liked your latest post.

    6. Insult all the bus conductors and other drivers in Lagos.

    7. Catch up on gossip with your best friend.

    8. Check whats going on in your all group chats.

    9. Have a praise and worship session in the car.

  • 1. When people in other states are complaining of harmattan cold but all you feel is heat.

    Are we really in this same Naija?

    2. You, praying for even small harmattan breeze.

    Oh Lord Of Elijah, answer your boy.

    3. When you realize Lagos harmattan is just dust and more heat.

    Who have we offended in this town?

    4. When the harmattan now finally visits Lagos small, you’re like:

    I can now rock my fine pull-over!

    5. How your joy is full when you can now chook mouth and complain about the weather.

    “Oh wow, this harmattan has no chill!”

    6. You, running to the market to buy shea butter and vaseline like:

    So my crush will not see my ashiness.

    7. When the harmattan now decides to say bye-bye after 3 days.

    Which kind of rough play is this?

    8. When you travel to another state and you see the real harmattan.

    So Lagos harmattan is a myth?

    9. And no amount of shea butter and oil will stop you from looking like this:

    Ashy AF!
  • 1. See how shrimp and ‘shaki’ are doing love dance here!

    2. Just look at this beauty.

    3. There’s even more meat than vegetables here.

    4. A quick prayer for the person who created this perfection.

    5. The almighty formula of ‘ponmo’ and vegetables.

    6. Someone cooked porridge with vegetables and now we’re hungry!

    7. Okay, who is trying to kill us with all this pepper?

    8. If you have eba that you’re not using, borrow us let’s use it with this plate.

    9. Hay God!

  • Nollywood actress Iyabo Ojo, and her daughter Priscilla Ojo are just too cute for words. They totally nail this mummy-daughter thing and now we all want to have daughters. We even saw them dancing and doing Micheal Jackson things  here.

    1. Aren’t they the queens of selfies?

    2. Owambe ready!

    3. That time they had us thinking they were twins.

    4. Priscilla is actually really beautiful.

    5. They look like besties, or sisters.

    6. Priscilla, on her graduation day.

    7. Yummy mummy goals!

    8. Very peng things!

    9. We are all ready for daughters at this point.

    10. Cuteness overload!

  • 1. It is 2017 and some Nigerians still insist on minding other people’s business for them.

    2. Can you just imagine this rubbish?

    3. They didn’t know they jammed someone that has their time.

    4. No lies, fam! This is the gospel!

    5. Why can’t everybody just mind their business?

    6. This is our motto this year!

    7. A big round of applause for Natasha, please!

    8. The next time someone wants to put nose in your business, you know what to do.

  • 1. When you’ve not saved your work and your computer decides to just go off

    Is it not to die that remains?

    2. When your phone suddenly goes off during a phone interview

    In this recession?

    3. When you’re writing an online job test and your network is shaking like:

    I’m not crying, dust entered my eyes.

    4. When you’ve finished typing your project and the file refuses to open

    Am I not finished like this?

    5. When you open something on the internet and it destroys your computer’s memory

    But who sent me?

    6. When you’re about to collect a babe’s number and your phone starts hanging

    When your phone wants to block your success.

    7. You, when all your songs and pictures wipe from your phone

    Kuku kill me!