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  • Okay it’s not a competition, but before we begin, keep in mind what actual beard gang looks like

    Or at the very least, this

    1. But someone made a thread of the best bearded faces in Kenya

    2. You might see the beard if you use your inner eye

    3. Do you see a beard here?

    4. Okay, 5/10

    5. This beard is thirsty for shea butter

    6. This beard is more like a shadow

    7. Another 5/10 here

    8. We need microscope to see the beauty

    9. Okay, this is a nice one

    10. Where did they put this one before now?

    11. This is what we’re talking about

    12. Errrrrmmmm, NEXT PLEASE!

    13. I want his number

  • 1. This guy that had to get ‘GHANA’ on his shirt

    2. Beard gang plus Kente sauce

    3. So good we had to post twice

    4. Ghana girls have the sauce

    5. No wonder Runtown wants their ‘shito’

    7. Two cuties

    8. If only Nigeria could make me this happy

    9. Because Ghanaians look happy with their country

    10. The beautiful Samirah Buwumia, Ghana’s ‘Second Lady’

  • 1. How your mom flogs you anytime she catches you sucking your thumb

    2. When your oversabi aunt comes and starts abusing you, you’re like

    3. When she now advises your mom to put bitter leaf on your thumb

    4. But you know your mom will never do that to you, so you’re like

    5. You, when you now see your mom buying bitter leaf

    6. You, when you want to suck in the midnight and the bitterness descends on you

    7. When you now finally realize what your mom has done, you’re like

    8. Your mom, when she sees the bitter leaf has not stopped your sucking

    9. When she now says she wants to put dry pepper on your hand

    10. You, when the pepper has finished you

    11. Anytime you feel like sucking and you remember the pepper, you’re like

  • 1. When one fine boy is talking to you and you’re like

    Eskis sir, do you really mean me?

    2. You, when someone is trying to form small talk with you

    Just stop and leave me alone, abeg.

    3. You, trying to up your flirt game

    Shebi applying lipstick is sexy?

    4. When a fine boy just says ‘you’re beautiful’ out of no where

    No, why you lying?

    5. You trying to smile in public so you look like you’re fun and interesting

    I kuku use Close-Up before.

    6. When your crush says something funny, you’re like

    Laughing like hyena so he knows it’s real.

    7. You, when your crush is actually talking to you

    Do I reply or do I just keep looking like a mumu until he goes away?

    8. Anytime you’re at a social event, you and your phone are like

    You can’t make awkward eye contact if you’re not looking at anybody.

    9. When you’re really trying to be funny with a group of guys and nobody laughs

    Even your crush!

    10. When someone cute tries to make eye contact with you

    11. You, when you see your crush losing interest in you because you’re weird AF

    See my life in the outside!

    12. When you finally give up and just kuku stalk your crush on Facebook

  • 1. When you visit your friend that keeps dogs in their house.

    https://twitter.com/Hisroyaldopenez/status/833715147168477185

    2. How your siblings come to disturb your entire life.

    https://twitter.com/joshuafiyin/status/834263438562099200

    3. When you want to ask your mother a question but you’re afraid of her slapping your face.

    https://twitter.com/ltsKermit/status/835075811862589440

    4. Arsenal fans, whenever football banter comes up.

    5. This tweet that accurately describes DJ Khaled.

    6. When you trust God but just want to make sure things are okay.

    7. When you want to do Yahoo Yahoo but you have home training.

    https://twitter.com/BillionTwiTs/status/832579915774095367

    8. When your mommy makes a promise but you know she’s lying.

    https://twitter.com/Etinyene_/status/833451091664658433

    9. When your mum won’t stop complaining about you in the house.

    10. The official amebo pose:

    11. When your favourite uncle is around but you don’t want to look like a beggy-beggy.

    https://twitter.com/iDREYY/status/833029347841810432
  • With the yama-yama recession and ridiculous cost of living in the country, Nigerians are not smiling these days. But this Twitter user 4eyedmonk, blessed us with vibrant images, showing us reasons why Nigeria is incredibly beautiful.

    1. Basically why Nigerians have melanin-popping skin.

    1. Nigeria is the home of Dudu Osun, the famous black soap. It is the reason majority of Nigerian women have beautiful, clear skin. pic.twitter.com/BmWygFk2X5

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    2. You can totally get this for N100.

    2. Shea butter, that magical skin and hair care stuff you women love to much…yes, it is a dime a dozen in Nigeria….come take some home pic.twitter.com/1mt9hqmkNi

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    3. Can we talk about the abundance of coconut oil?

    3. Coconut Oil in its purest form is found in Nigeria. Nigerian ladies are beautiful and nature has all they need to stay that way here pic.twitter.com/p15AiuiYz5

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    4. The only Starboy we recognise and acknowledge.

    4. Music…yeah. ?? is the music capital of Africa. Wizkid is from here, and he is just one of hundreds of thousands. The groove is here?? pic.twitter.com/cbBlXk15Qp

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    5. Is your Nigerian experience even complete if you haven’t had ‘point and kill’?

    5. Grilled fish? Ah, you are in the right place. We call it point and kill. We always insist you wash it down with a chilled beer ? pic.twitter.com/gZAaLEh0iX

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    6. Nigerians don’t joke with their beer sha.

    6. Speaking of beer…you would love it here. After the Irish, we rock beer the mostest. Don’t take my word for it, just come here ? pic.twitter.com/pY9EdANGAU

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    7. And education too.

    7. Very educated folks. We have plenty here. People with Masters Degrees & Phd’s are not hard to come by here. Boko Haram hates us for this pic.twitter.com/fQBMobwIMB

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    8. The fine ass, yummy men we all love to hate.

    8. Yoruba Demons. Yea, they exist. Devilishly good looking men,dressed to kill, with an edge that will make any woman turn to butter?? pic.twitter.com/jbJDoCgneG

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    9. Nigerian women are lit too.

    9. Hot women! The Nigerian God never does things in half measures. So he filled the land with masterpieces to keep the guys in 8 occupied!?? pic.twitter.com/XICVhLs6P5

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    10. Anybody can fit in here.

    10. The Eccentric. Yeah, we got them like you got them too ? pic.twitter.com/Z3mGqTih55

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    11. The carnivals are fun-filled!

    11. Carnivals and Festivals. From East to West, North to South, Nigerians are happy people, and we express it in very colourful ways! pic.twitter.com/U9sdPavLNL

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    12. Nollywood is taking over the world, argue with your DVD.

    12. Movies. We own this in Africa. We are number 3 (or 2, depending on what you are drinking) in the world. You will never get bored! pic.twitter.com/dV6dt4moW6

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    13. Our very own Arsenal FC of disappointment that we love so very much, The Super Eagles.

    13. Super Eagles. You say Arsenal gives you migraine? Then try these ones. But we love them to death! pic.twitter.com/RZAUSr6wx2

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    14. There’s room for the religious people…

    14. You believe in God? Well, Nigeria to paradise is visa free… pic.twitter.com/oEcx2s91yG

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    15. And spiritual folks too.

    15. You don’t believe in God? Well, there is room for you too here in Naija…but where you are headed is above my pay grade? pic.twitter.com/5ui2ZF5TKL

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    16. Frank Donga is definitely a national treasure.

    16. Frank Donga. Yeah, we got Frank Donga. Dude has been looking for a job for about 10 years now. But yeah, he is part of all we got? pic.twitter.com/3wG5YTgk1W

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    17. The tourist sites in Naija are absolutely breathtaking.

    17. Nigeria is nature’s gift to mankind. We don’t suffer from natural disasters, we don’t know what earthquakes or typhoons feel like pic.twitter.com/BfSFyP3L45

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    18. Legendary literary giants lived here.

    18. African literature is so lit! We are some of the reasons it is so. We have got Soyinka, Achebe, Fagunwa, Ekwensi and many more! pic.twitter.com/ySJ8dchBqC

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    19. And more giants are already taking the world by storm.

    19. Literature in Nigeria had a very bright future too! Chimamanda, Othuke, Teju Cole, Arese and thousands!! pic.twitter.com/HkAv0w0zdh

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017

    20. Finally sha, one has to admit Nigeria is lit!

    20. So on your next holiday, do visit Nigeria. Come see for yourself. You will be left with an experience you will never ever forget! ???? pic.twitter.com/tlfwntzljK

    — HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) February 20, 2017 Shoutout to 4eyedmonk for reminding us of the beauty of Nigeria.

  • 1. When everyone starts asking for your husband or wife 20 minutes after your graduation.

    2. When you are till looking for a job but your parents behave like you are just playing.

    3. When all the job offers are looking for a fresh graduate with 2 years experience.

    4. When you see your salary offer, and it’s at least 50% less than you expected.

    5. When everyone in the office treats your boss like one alpha and omega, you’re like:

    6. Now that you have a job, this is you when your mates are talking!

    7. When you are already tired of life in the office one month into your job.

    8. When you find out how much partners are earning and it’s like your salary is not up to their lunch allowance.

    9. When people start trying to borrow money because they heard you have a job.

    10. This is you, torn between a miserable working life and happy unemployment.

  • 1. When you’ve not eaten breakfast and they’ve not opened by 9am

    Is this how I die early in the morning?

    2. When they serve you plenty rice and put a drop of stew

    That’s an abomination in my village!

    3. You, when they say plastic pack is N100

    Let’s be lying this lie small small o!

    4. When you now say you want to do eat-in and you see all the customers eating

    Nawa! Na real wa!

    5. You, when you want to buy plantain and they say it has finished

    You say wetin?

    6. And they say it with straight face!

    No, but are they not cruel?

    7. As if they are not aware that not having dodo is classified as crimes against humanity

    Okay, it’s not a crime yet, but someone should add it ASAP!

    8. When you give them N500 and they say they don’t have common N50 change

    I’m not really understanding all this!

    9. Your face, when they say you should leave the change

    In this recession? You must be a joker.

    10. When you realize that meat in amala section is more expensive than the meat in rice section, you’re like

    Things are not adding up in this place o!

    11. When you thought you bought jollof, but all you see is hair in your food

    Is this life?

  • 1. This is you, about to travel and leave your company inside deep debt and wahala.

    2. All your employees are like:

    3. Then you extend your holiday and the whole office is like:

    4. Everyone tries to get in contact with you, but you’re like:

    5. Now, the company Managing Director is running around trying to keep things together.

    6. One day, one meeting, like:

    7. Meanwhile, you are busy sharing pictures of all your different visitors while on holiday!

    8. Even people that are meant to be in the office come and do “solidarity visit”.

    9. Meanwhile you’ve not called the office oh!

    10. Even ordinary text, nothing!

    11. Anyway, please come back oh, and stop behaving anyhow!

  • You guys remember everyone’s favorite Instagram comedian, Twyse.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BO1qy7fgluT/?taken-by=twyse_116
    Sharply check out our favorite Twyse skits here.

    We were about to take our daily dose of laughs from his page when we saw this horror film.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQf061qAAep/?taken-by=twyse_116

    It appears that one Oyinbo girl all the way from Poland has hacked baba’s account o!

    And this babe is even threatening to delete the account!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQf3u7PAs7a/?taken-by=twyse_116
    Aye le o!

    As ususal, Nigerians are very, very mad about it.

    It’s not a joking sturv.

    People are not taking it easy o!

    But how will the girl understand all this one now?

    Meanwhile, Twyse is using another account for now.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQjFyxPl8QD/?taken-by=taofeek_

    If that girl should delete all our favorite videos, she will hear it!