• Are you even a real Lagosian if you don’t jump buses every ten market days? Use these seven tips to stay on guard when you board a Lagos danfo.

    Lagos danfo.

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    Always make a quick survey before you hop in

    Seeing a Lagos danfo bus

    Is there a right mix of men and women? Where are they seated? Hard face or soft? These are the questions.

    Avoid the front row

    Running from Lagos danfo bus

    It’s always tight, hot, and you’re completely shut out from everything that’s happening inside the bus. The middle bench is the sweet spot.

    Take pictures and videos

    We know you can’t share your Lagos danfo ride details, but you want to put in the extra measure by taking short recordings of the driver, conductor and co-passengers. If they catch you, you’re on your own sha.

    Don’t press your phone if you chose a window seat

    That’s an open invitation to traffic robbers. After taking the security videos, your phone should be safely tucked in your bag.

    Please, don’t sleep

    We know you’ve had a long day, and the traffic isn’t helping matters. But please dear, don’t sleep. You could miss your stop, or God forbid, become prey to evil co-passengers.

    Don’t take sensitive calls

    You don’t know your co-passengers, so it’s just not wise to take business/work calls on the bus. Wait till you get home.

    Mind your business

    There’s nothing bad about socialising, but please, focus on your destination. The gist might be a ploy to get you distracted before stealing your soul or kidney.

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  • Zikoko walks into a cabana with loud music booming from the speakers and a hype man standing in a corner. She’s led through the back to what can only be described as paradise. 

    Zikoko: Okay, what is this?

    Oniru Beach: It’s a private residence of some sort.

    Zikoko: It’s shiny.

    Landmark Beach: [turns to Elegushi Beach] See? Told you a little sweeping and dusting is all you need.

    Elegushi Beach: [mimics Landmark].

    Zikoko: As much as I love this free day with you lot. 

    [Under her breath] 

    Because God knows it would’ve taken my entire salary to come on my own.

    [Out loud] 

    Can we start this, so I can leave early and not sleep in the traffic Landmark has piling on from the gate?

    Elegushi Beach: [chuckles]

    Zikoko: No offense, but you’re not better.

    Oniru Beach: [snickers]

    Zikoko: Actually, you’re all birds of the same feather. 

    [points at Elegushi Beach]

    You don’t know how to say no to people, so everyone’s always at yours making a mess.

    [points at Landmark Beach]

    You keep hosting parties and causing roadblocks. People might as well make reservations before visiting. You’ve basically become an Island restaurant.

    Landmark Beach: I take exception to that.

    Elegushi Beach: Ehn?! There’s one restaurant over there.

    [He points left]

    There 

    [He points right] 

    and there 

    [He points behind him] 

    Oniru Beach: Don’t you have restaurants too?

    Elegushi Beach: Not as much as him.

    Landmark Beach: So it’s just jealousy.

    Zikoko: Okay, pause. Why is that even a thing?

    Oniru Beach: What?

    Zikoko: The endless restaurants. A beach is supposed to be for peace, relaxation, a little quiet time before you return to the “Hope this meets you well” emails. But there are bars, clubs and restaurants on every beach in Lagos. Also, how many of you am I actually interviewing? 

    [Zikoko digs into her bag]

    Landmark Beach: You don’t want to eat at the beach? See, all the restaurants, bars and clubs you’re complaining about is not for us o. It’s for you.

    Zikoko: Okay, but Lagosians are saying they don’t want…

    Landmark Beach: No, Lagosians are not saying they don’t want. They’re saying they pay too much for them.

    Zikoko: So you guys know it’s too much money?

    Oniru Beach: I don’t think it’s too much. In fact, for all the white sand and blue water we provide, they need to pay more.

    Zikoko: [Shakes head] There’s no blue water, the sand isn’t that white, and they’re already paying for everything else. Including chair to sit on.

    Oniru Beach: That’s not true

    Landmark and Elegushi Beach: [shake head]

    Zikoko: They pay to park, enter, sit, drink, eat…

    Elegushi Beach: No. They can bring whatever they want to eat.

    Zikoko: Not in the new ones, they can’t.

    Elegushi Beach: Which new ones? Ehn, they should not go to those ones now. 

    Zikoko: They’re nicer.

    Oniru Beach: So why are you not interviewing them?

    Zikoko: Because you people didn’t bring them.

    Landmark Beach: Technically, I’m a new one.

    Zikoko: Landmark, no offense, but we’ve seen you finish. You don’t count.

    Oniru and Elegushi Beaches: [laugh]

    Oniru Beach: Help us tell him.

    Zikoko: I’m not on anyone’s side.

    Elegushi Beach: See. There are over 30 of us, so I really think you should tell Lagosians to pick the one they like and be going there. 

    Zikoko: Okay, I understand what you’re saying. But that doesn’t change the fact that you all want to finish Lagosians with billing.

    Landmark Beach: That’s a heavy accusation.

    Oniru Beach: Exactly, we aren’t forcing anybody to come to us. It’s a choice they have to make.

    Zikoko: Some people like the peace and relaxation the water gives.

    Elegushi Beach: Like mami wata?

    Zikoko: No, the water is supposed to be calming.

    Oniru Beach: Ehn, they should pour water inside a glass and be looking at it. This is Lagos. Nothing goes for nothing, and we, the beaches in charge, have set our price.

    Elegushi Beach: It’s not like we’re even asking for plenty money, just ₦2k here.

    Oniru Beach: ₦5k there.

    Landmark Beach: Sometimes, it might be small ₦10k. 

    Zikoko: ₦10k is not small o.

    Oniru Beach: How is ₦10k small? I’m with Zikoko on this one.

    Elegushi Beach: Count to ten with your fingers. Isn’t it plenty?

    Landmark Beach: But Twitter people said…

    Zikoko: [Lays back in her lounge chair]

    Oniru Beach: What’re you doing?

    Zikoko: Enjoying my free day at the beach. 

    [Pulls a headset out of her bag]

    You can continue arguing about who’s the most expensive.

  • If you asked a Nigerian in the 15th to 19th centuries to describe their version of “oil money”, two words come to mind — slave trade.

    British traders were at the heart of the slave trade before the UK government abolished the trade [BBC/Getty Images].

    Popularly known as the Transatlantic Slave Trade or Euro-American slave trade, this involved selling enslaved Africans to the Americas and Europe, usually by other Africans. 

    The first slave traders in Nigeria were Portuguese, who sold over 3.5 million Nigerians to the Americas and the Caribbean, primarily as cotton plantation workers. More than a million died from disease and starvation during the voyages. 

    Captive Africans being transferred to ships along the Slave Coast for the transatlantic slave trade, c. 1880. [Photos.com/Getty Images]

    Despite these deaths, these amounted to exponential economic growth for the nations involved. 

    The USA grew to provide 60% of the world’s cotton and some 70% of the cotton consumed by the British textile industry. 

    Profits made in the slave trade provided money for investment in British industry, with banks and insurance companies offering services to slave merchants. 

    Local chiefs enriched themselves with guns, mirrors, and other profitable income due to the trade-offs with these Western powers. 

    All this happened until the abolition of the slave trade in 1807 with the Slave Trade Act by William Wilberforce.

    The official medallion of the British Anti-slavery Society [Wikimedia Commons]

    Once slavery was abolished, Britain needed a legitimate means of exploiting resources conducting business. One of the largest slave ports came to mind — Lagos.

    This is where the story of Oba Akintoye and Prince Kosoko comes to light.

    The Akintoye-Kosoko power tussle 

    Obas Akintoye and Kosoko.

    After abolishment, slavery didn’t just disappear from Africa until 1852, especially in coastal places like Lagos.

    Trading at that point was so bad that the British Royal Navy had to establish a Task Force called the West Africa Squadron to pursue Portuguese, American and French slave ships and prevent local chiefs from selling more people.

    This affected local politics as some chiefs and kings wanted to keep trading, while some thought quitting was reasonable.

    A West Africa Squadron ship, HMS Black Joke fires on the Spanish Slaver, El Almirante [HistoryUK].

    In 1841, Oba Oluwole of Lagos died from a gunpowder explosion triggered by lightning. This left a vacancy on the throne that was contested between Prince Kosoko, the rightful heir, and his uncle, Prince Akintoye.

    Prince Kosoko was pro-slave-trade, making him popular with the chiefs and slave traders. However, Akintoye was a populist, a friend to the British and anti-slave trade, which made him unpopular with the local leaders.

    With these factors against Akintoye, it was easy for Kosoko to establish a coup against Akintoye and oust him from the throne into exile in 1845. With Kosoko’s ascension to power, the slave trade heightened. Lagosians became domestic slaves or chattel slaves for export. 

    Kosoko grew in wealth, with the ability to purchase guns, velvet robes, umbrellas, gunpowder and other valuable items from the proceeds of the slave trade. 

    With all this going on, Lagos looked more like a lost cause for the British anti-slave trade movement despite negotiations with Kosoko, and they didn’t like this. 

    They sought counsel on their next steps from a formerly enslaved person and first Black Bishop, Samuel Ajayi Crowther.

    The Revenge of Bishop Samuel Ajayi [Adjai] Crowther

    Bishop Samuel Ajayi Crowther [Guardian Nigeria]

    Samuel Ajayi [Adjai] Crowther is a familiar name in Nigerian history. 

    Many of us know him as a child from Osogun sold into slavery at 13 and traded several times before being rescued by the Royal Navy West African Squadron in Sierra Leone. 

    We also know him as the first Black Anglican Bishop and the first person to translate the Bible from English to Yoruba. 

    How was he then involved in the Lagos tussle? 

    Samuel Ajayi Crowther, 1890 [Slavery Images]

    Eight years after being admitted to the ministry as a priest by the Bishop of London, Crowther was received by Queen Victoria and Prince Albert in November 1851.

    Both the Queen and the Prince studied a map showing Lagos and Abeokuta and displayed great interest in the country’s trade. Ajayi described his enslavement and the state of slavery in Lagos at the time. 

    When Queen Victoria asked what the solution could be for slavery on the West African coast, Ajayi replied, “Seize Lagos by fire and by force”. He also argued that if Lagos were under Akitoye instead of Kosoko, the British commercial interest would be guaranteed and the slave trade suppressed.

    On November 20, 1851, a team consisting of the British consul in Lagos, Lord Beecroft, and other officers negotiated with Prince Kosoko one last time to end the slave trade, but he refused. 

    And with that, Beecroft sent the word to the senior officer of the Bights Division, Commander Forbes, to expel Kosoko and wage war on Lagos.  

    Preparation for war 

    “British Men o’ War Attacked by the King of Lagos” [James George Philip, 1851]

    One month later, in December 1851, the British Naval Forces travelled to Lagos for warfare. 

    On the part of the Lagosians, they had two concerns — the safety of their gunpowder, which was essential for fighting, and the effectiveness of the artillery forces, which were cannons, rockets and muskets. 

    For the British, their problems lay with the lagoon’s shallow waters. This made movement more difficult for their larger warships (HMS Penelope and Samson). Therefore, they had to make do with the smaller warships, HMS Bloodhound and Taser. 

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    This was good news for the Lagos Army Commander, Oshodi Tapa. The Lagosians would not have been able to withstand 32-calibre cannons firing at them per minute. But that didn’t mean they were going to take chances. 

    Obituary poster for war chief, Oshodi Tapa [Sahara Weekly]

    Two rows of spiked coconut tree stems were placed underwater as an engineering technique to prevent the big warships from moving towards the shore. Then they placed long cannons on piles above sea level. 

    Now, the Lagosians were ready for the British. 

    A bloody Christmas 

    1851 Bombardment of Lagos by the British Naval Forces [Guardian Nigeria]

    On December 25, 1851, Oshodi Tapa attacked British ships that had gathered at the ports for weeks in disguise of a truce. Tapa planned to lure them into the traps they had set as soon as possible.

    The British fleet, which had 306 soldiers under Commander Forbes, sailed inward the following morning, and the Lagosians fled.

    However, this was a decoy, as the British were ambushed by Lagosians who murdered one officer and 13 soldiers and wounded four officers and 60 soldiers, including Lieutenant Corbett. They also captured one of their warships. 

    But the British retaliated 

    The Royal Navy were furious with the battle’s outcome and retaliated on December 27, 1851. They decided to go the route of an artillery storm because they knew they’d lose with infantry combat. 

    Captain Jones led the attack party consisting of HMS Bloodhound, HMS Teaser, and a flotilla of boats, including The Victoria and The Harlequin, equipped with overwhelming firepower.

    They engaged Kosoko’s army in a battle lasting three days. Kosoko put up a stiff resistance, but the Royal Navy’s superior firepower won the day. Kosoko and his leading chiefs fled Lagos for Epe on December 28, 1851.

    The aftermath

    A group of Lagosians managed to escape the blaze of the war and ran to the city’s northern outskirts. 

    They created a community called Agindigbi, which signifies the deafening sound of the cannons. This still exists as an area in the now Ikeja part of Lagos.

    Modern day Agindigbi in Ikeja [PropertyPro]

    The British chased away the remaining indigenes to spread the word upon arrival. 

    They found 48 letters in Kosoko’s palace corresponding with Kosoko and European slave traders. These can now be found in the British National Archives. 

    On December 29, the British installed Oba Akintoye as the Oba of Lagos. After Akintoye’s death on September 2, 1853, his son, Dosunmu, succeeded him as king. 

    King Dosunmu, King of Lagos [Alubarika]

    Under Dosunmu, the slave trade was revived briefly until the British convinced him to exchange the ports of Lagos for a yearly pension of 1,200 cowries (equivalent to £1,000). This was known as the Treaty of Cession in 1861. 

    From then on, Lagos was annexed to become a colony under the British.

    The impact 

    An aerial view of CMS in modern-day Lagos [Council on Foreign Relations]

    Britain’s conquest of  Lagos and its commercial activities made Lagos an economic hub. By 1872, Lagos was a cosmopolitan trading centre with a population over 60,000

    Since then, it has become one of the largest cities in West Africa, with an estimated metropolitan population of over 15.9 million people in 2023. Lagos is also the most profitable state in Nigeria, with a $136.6 billion GDP

  • The gubernatorial and state House of Assembly elections are almost upon us. In less than one day, on March 18, 2023, voters will determine whether to reward some politicians with another four years or give way to a new administration. 

    For Lagosians, the state elections are particularly interesting due to the upset previously caused by the Labour Party (LP) during the presidential elections on February 25, 2023. 

    For example, although Lagos was supposedly a stronghold of the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate and now president-elect Bola Tinubu, he lost the state to the LP presidential candidate, Peter Obi. The LP also won the House of Representatives seats in the Eti-Osa, Amuwo-Odofin and Oshodi-Isolo II federal constituencies.   

    Therefore, it won’t be surprising if we get shocking results at the polls. So, here are five constituencies to watch out for on March 18. 

    Surulere I

    The current representative for the Surulere Constituency I is a Nollywood actor turned politician, Desmond Elliot. He’s a member of the APC and has been in an endless battle with the Gen-Zs since his comments during the #EndSars protests.

    A significant threat to his re-election is the LP candidate, Olumide Owuru, a Nollywood actor and a political greenhorn. To get on the good side of the electorate, the APC candidate has stepped up his game from gifting his constituents wooden bridges to providing them with brand-new transformers

    If we had elections every year, Nigeria would become more developed than Japan.

    Eti-Osa II

    The Eti-Osa Federal Constituency made the news in the last general elections on February 25, when the LP candidate, Thaddeus Attah, defeated PDP candidate Bankole Wellington, who was expected to win. 

    The incumbent representative for the Eti-Osa Constituency II in the State House of Assembly is Gbolahan Yishawu of the APC. But should we expect another upset from this constituency by the LP candidate, Fangnon Gbemi, on March 18? 

    Ikorodu II

    The APC candidate for this constituency is Abiodun Moshood, who was formerly a member of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). After winning the APC primaries, Hon. Olarenwaju Oshin, Chairman of the PDP Local Council Development Area (LCDA) in Ikorodu, alleged that Abiodun was still a member of the PDP. 

    State House of Assembly Elections Lagos

    A case was filed in court against the APC aspirant, but it was dismissed on the grounds of no evidence. The odds favour Abiodun winning the State Assembly elections for the forthcoming elections. 

    Amuwo Odofin I

    The PDP has been facing trying times in the Lagos State House of Assembly. In 2019, the last PDP member in the house, Dipo Olorunrinu representing Amuwo Odofin Constituency, defected to the APC. 

    State House of Assembly Elections Lagos

    This year, the PDP can take back this constituency with their candidate, Davies Alaba Emmanuel. However, it would take a miracle to defeat the APC candidate, Foloruso Olaitan. 

    Oshodi/Isolo II

    The Eti-Osa federal constituency wasn’t the only one that shocked Lagosians with its results. The same thing was witnessed in the Oshodi/Isolo constituency when APC’s Prince Lanre Sanusi lost over 33,000 votes to LP’s George Adegeye

    Will the LP candidate for the State Assembly, Obanufin Shehu, continue the party’s winning streak in the constituency, or will he lose the seat to APC’s Ajomale Oluyinka? 

    Also read: Navigating Nigeria: Five Interesting Governorship Elections This Weekend

    We’ll be bringing you live election coverage and fact-checks of the state elections around the country. You can get live updates and follow election results using this page.

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  • I heard people are complaining, yet again, about the criminal rent prices in Lagos.

    Even if you’re lucky to find a reasonably priced apartment, give it a year, and inflation will greet you in typical fashion.

    But if you want to run away from Lagos because of rent prices, avoid a case of “from frying pan to fire” by crossing these places off your list.

    “Abuja is no better”

    — Debby, 35

    I thought Lagos was bad till I moved to Abuja in early 2022. I only looked for apartments in what we’d call the “suburbs”, like Kubwa and Lugbe. Tell me why I was hearing ₦1.7m to ₦1.8m for two-bedroom apartments?

    “They’ve moved Lagos craze to Ibadan”

    — Torera, 28

    Gone are the days when people move to Ibadan because they can’t afford Lagos. If you have a certain standard of living and want a decent one-bedroom mini flat in places like Bodija, just hold like ₦1m, minus agent fees.

    “Port Harcourt is also pricey”

    — Odi, 27

    Renting here is also pricey, especially well-known residential estates or GRAs like Eliozu, Woji and the like. Two-bedroom apartments in these areas can cost as much as ₦900k – ₦1.2m per annum, but it’d most likely be a new building and really standard.

    “The agents in Ado-Ekiti are in a weird competition”

    — Ope, 33

    I moved here in 2019 when you could still find standard three-bedroom apartments for between ₦200k to ₦250k. Now, you may need to budget around ₦400k if you want a new two-bedroom apartment with basic amenities, especially around areas close to the tertiary institutions. The prices may not be as bad as Lagos, but the business prospects in Ekiti are next to nothing, so it doesn’t make sense.

    Then there are the agents who love to increase rent every year, as if they’re chasing them. 

    “The popular areas in Ilorin cost more”

    — Adetola, 30

    Rent is quite reasonable in Ilorin, except if you’re looking in places like Tanke or the GRA. GRA is the best area in Ilorin, and you can get a two-bedroom apartment for around ₦400k – ₦550k per annum. It’s not as much as what it’d cost in Lagos, but it can also be ridiculous, considering it’s much lesser in the inner towns.


    RELATED: 8 Signs You Are About to Rent a Useless House in Ilorin


    “You won’t even see what you’re paying for in Abeokuta”

    — Dara, 25

    You can get a one-bedroom apartment at around ₦400k in Oke-Mosan — which is one of the nicer neighbourhoods in the city — but my problem is you won’t even see what you’re paying for. It’s either the road is bad, the landlord wakes up and decides to increase the rent or light becomes an issue.


    NEXT READ: 5 Nigerians Talk About Their Struggle With Raising Rent

  • Every five minutes, a new restaurant or club opens in Lagos. It’s enough, abeg. How many food man wan chop? We need other options for places to go and things to do. So Lagos, please, give us these things in 2023.

    Botanical gardens 

    Instead of yet another park that’ll be neglected, Lagos should give us a botanical garden. I don’t care where they want to get the money from, but they should do it. See, everyone who’s planning to open a restaurant or club this year should come together and combine their money to give us a big, beautiful botanic garden, like the one in Capetown.

    A rage room

    Image credit: Web Urbanist

    Lagosians are always angry and transferring aggression because we have no way of releasing the anger. Give us one or two rage rooms where we can vent and maybe everyone would be a little bit happier. 

    Another arcade

    Image credit: KSNV

    Lagos is too populated for there to be just two proper arcades. It’s not every time people want to eat fancy tasteless food. Sometimes, they want to play Pac-Man or Whac-a-Mole, but they can’t, because there’s no arcade nearby. 

    ALSO READ: 6 Nigerians Talk About How Much It Costs To Live In Lagos

    A free beach

    Image credit: Planet Ware

    Instead of making us pay to sit down, it’ll be better for Lagos beach owners to carry guns and rob us directly. We need new beaches in Lagos that don’t charge us for every little thing and have more to offer than expensive alcohol and overpriced food. 

    An amusement park

    Image credit: Coasterpedia

    The  good amusement park we have in Lagos is situated in Ibeju-Lekki, practically Ogun state if we’re being honest. And it doesn’t have a lot of interesting rides that make your heart enter your mouth. We deserve a proper amusement park where people can go and play like children, scream and release adrenaline. And please, let it not have some outrageous fee. 

    VR reality rooms

    Image credit: Slaylebrity

    We need more VR places in Lagos. Partying and drinking aren’t the only escapes from reality. People would pay good money to temporarily escape the constraints of the real world to a world where nothing is impossible.  Lagos, please, do better.  

    Selfie museums 

    Image credit: Statesman.com

    A selfie museum is a picture lover (and influencer)’s dream. A place with perfect lighting, backdrops, themed sections, props, etc., where people can take perfect pictures and videos. Content creators will finish their money in this place, and others will go just for the fun of taking nice photos. We need one in Lagos ASAP.

    Skydiving and bungee jumping spots

    Image credit: The Guardian Nigeria

    The only problem is Nigerians may not go to a bungee jumping spot in Lagos because they’ll use cheap ropes that’ll cut and kill them. But it’s a euphoria-inducing type of fun, and Lagos people love anything that can make them feel “high”.

    Zoo

    Image credit: Touropia

    In this big Lagos, how do we not have a Zoo? I’m not talking about all those mini zoos with starving animals. Imagine a big ass one with a variety of animals, an aquarium, a park for picnics, play areas, gift shops, etc. We deserve better than a conservation centre with five monkeys. 

    ALSO READ: 5 Times Living in Lagos Will Humble You

  • Many people know Abuja as Nigeria’s capital city, but not everyone knows how this happened and why it happened. 

    Let’s take a trip down memory lane.

    Why the change in capital?

    Lagos has always been the commercial hub of Nigeria, especially due to its close proximity to the Atlantic Ocean. This was useful for slave masters in the slave trade era and later on, as a means to transport the nation’s resources for profit in the colonial era.

    Business in Lagos grew so big that it later became Nigeria’s capital during independence in 1960. But there was a problem. This commercialisation started to affect residents, as there was a population boom in the 1970s and 1980s which affected access to basic amenities like light and water.

    Coupled with fears of Lagos as a potential security risk due to the Nigerian Civil War, General Muritala Mohammed decided in 1975 to set up a panel to study whether or not Lagos could hold its dual position as a federal and state capital. The resolution was to move the Federal Capital Territory out of Lagos and into Abuja. This brings us to the next question. 

    Why was Abuja picked as the new capital?

    The answer is simple — because of its position on the Nigerian map. 

    Located in the centre of the nation, Abuja was seen as a neutral point for the diverse religious and ethnic groups that made up Nigeria. It was also seen as an accessible location to all Nigerians, regardless of their origin.

    How was Abuja built?

    While preparing to build Abuja, Nigeria studied other major capitals for inspiration on how to plan the city. Examples of such cities were Brasilia, the capital of Brazil; Paris, the capital of France; Islamabad, the capital of Pakistan; and Washington D.C., the capital of United States of America.

    A combination of five American firms made the blueprint for Nigeria’s capital: Planning Research Corporation, Wallace, McHarg, Roberts and Todd, and Archisystems. They were collectively known as the International Planning Associates (IPA). 

    Construction work started in the 1980s. At the end of that period, there was a functional water and telephone system to cater to one million people. Hospitals were built and a university was established in 1988. By the close of the decade, many people were flocking to what was being dubbed the Center of Unity. 

    On December 12, 1991, General Ibrahim Babangida made it official and crowned Abuja as the new capital of Nigeria.

    But what happened to the native residents?

    Abuja wasn’t just some deserted grassland before 1991. The area was inhabited by ethnic groups like the Gbagyi, Koro, Gade, and Gwandara. These groups had lived on the lands for over 4,000 years. The relocation of the capital from Lagos displaced these natives. Their primary means of livelihood — farming — were affected by the construction work. 

    There were over 800 villages in the location over which the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) was built according to Al Jazeera. The government created committees to oversee the relocation process and provide compensation for affected natives. When indigenes didn’t move as fast as expected, the government considered relocating them involuntarily and pushing them to the new capital’s fringes.

    Should the move have happened? 

    While many Nigerians would agree that transportation and road networking is far more favourable in the FCT, Lagos generates by far more revenue. Lagos is also often considered to be the state with more great job opportunities. This is quite unlike Abuja. There, people often claim you need to have connections in government parastatals in order to get jobs.

    However, in terms of security and cost of living, it seems that the Federal Government made a good choice. Lagos’ crime rate is currently 71.6% while Abuja is 61.03%. Lagos is also a more expensive city than Abuja, ranking No. 55 in the 2022 Mercer Cost of Living Survey while Abuja is 147.

  • As I prepare to write my final exams, I reminisce on my time shuttling between Lagos and Benin city the last five years. Even though I’m from Edo state, I was born and raised in Lagos, so living in Benin was a chance to connect with my people. However, as much as I like to deny it, I’m a Lagos babe through and through. I like the hustle and bustle that comes with Lagos. As much as I complain about the traffic, a traffic free life scares me. I love 

    The culture shock I first experienced in my first year in 2018 hasn’t ended since. If you’re a Lagos babe like me and you want to know what to prepare for if you ever have to come to Benin city, first of all, never wear white shoes out. Benin and red sand are like Lagos and traffic — joined together, never to depart from one another. Your shoes will change to shades of red and orange, and you’ll hate yourself and the person who brought you to Benin. 

    Of course, not everywhere in Benin is covered in red sand, but most of it is. Especially the places that require you to walk. That brings me to my second culture shock. There are parts of Benin where you forget that okadas exist. In Lagos, I’ve watched various governors try and fail to ban bikes. They bring their little task forces and impound lots of people’s okadas, but one week later, they are back on the road. 

    My cousin told me there were no bikes in Benin, and I thought she was joking. When Oshiomole decided to ban them, he banned them for real. Lagos state governors should come and learn work from him. Edo state has mostly expressways and bikes are a big no-no except within specific streets. Even then, it’ll take a while to find one. If we’re being honest, finding anything in Benin city will take a while. The early morning grind culture I grew up with in Lagos? Non-existent in Benin city.

    Benin people do not like to stress. They do things at their own pace, especially if those things are running a business. You go to a shop to buy something, and the owner sits while you attend to yourself. If you finish and don’t have the exact change, they can’t be arsed. Get out. I’m used to sellers in Lagos offering to at least find change for me. I can’t forget when a woman shouted at me for trying to buy a sachet of milk with ₦200, like I’d committed a crime. I had to return to my streets milkless and annoyed. It was even worse because I had to walk a long while to find a shop open by 8:30 a.m. on a weekday. They open their shops late and close them early. Do you want to order a Bolt by 7 a.m.? Better use that time to fill up your water bottle and start trekking. Anything that relates to stress? Benin people can’t take it. They don’t care if you’re paying them. Their gist, their peace, their rest come first. 

    If these business owners eventually answer you, language might be a barrier. If you’re like me and don’t speak Benin fluently, I’ll advise you to brush up on your pidgin. The pidgin they speak here is unlike the one they speak in Lagos. Dem fit use am sell you for your front, and you go just dey shine teeth. Your 32 go dey sparkle but dem don call price for your head. Better go and hire a pidgin lesson teacher. Make e no be like say I no warn you before. At least, if you narrate your story give another person, you go include say I warn you. If you no include am, the thunder wey go fire you dey warm up for Oba palace. Dem no dey talk too much give wise man. 

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    If you get the language part down and have to deal with the business owners behaving anyhow, you might feel tempted to interfere. You might want to raise your shoulder and shout at them to prove a point because you’re now a superstar, shey? The insults they’ll rain on you will humble you. I’ve not met a group of people with a worse mouth than Benin people. They curse you to say hello, and if you complain, you chop some more. 

    Last week, I offered to do something for my roommate, and she ignored me. I told her, “I don’t blame you; it’s me that wanted to do good.” Tell me why one of my Benin roommates replied, “Instead of the good you want to do to kill you, it will kill the person you wanted to do it for.” The scream I let out could’ve been heard from the gate. What did I start? What did she finish? And she said it so casually, like it was an everyday phrase. After the initial shock wore off, I added it to my dictionary. Benin has taught me a lot of interesting and colourful statements. When I unleash them in Lagos, they’ll gather and beat me. 

    Benin isn’t all bad. I think my favourite thing about the place is the electricity timetable. Every street has a particular time they “bring light”, which is helpful to plan your day. If they bring your light by 6 a.m., you know it’s there till 9 a.m. Anything you want to do should be done by then. When they take it, it’s till 12 p.m. It’s very consistent; they hardly bring light when it’s not yet your turn. Unfortunately, when rain falls, it can take two to three business days for the wire to dry, and in that period, nothing for you. Just zukwanike. Rest. 

    Benin is for people tired of the hustle and bustle of places like Lagos. Rent is not as expensive, but that’s rapidly changing. With the rate at which fraudsters are pumping money into the shortlet apartment industry in Benin, if you want to come, come fast. 

    There’s a lot of time to just relax and take it easy. If you enjoy a vibrant nightlife, omo, nothing for you. Except you don’t mind peppersoup and beer joints. That one, Benin has in abundance. You’ll eat grasscutter so much you’ll start growing it on your head. If you’re trying to find clubs, whatever they show you there, better close your eyes and collect it. Lounges? Same thing. Whatever you use your eye to see, your mouth might be unable to say. 

    The people who were born here or moved willingly don’t have a bad thing to say about Benin city. If they could, they’d choose to be born here over and over again. Me, on the other hand? I’m dipping the first chance I get. 

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  • For this week’s episode of Navigating Nigeria, we spoke to Mark*, an IT and networking specialist who is dealing with a huge electricity bill after being swindled by his landlord.

    In the wild adventure that is house-hunting in Nigeria, there are chances that an unsuspecting tenant can be tricked into getting a house with heavy electricity arrears among other issues. This is Mark’s experience about the pains of estimated billing and the dishonesty of some landlords. 

    Walk us through your experience getting an apartment in Lagos

    I started house-hunting in early 2020, just as we were entering the lockdown proper. Lagos being what it is, has a high demand for residential buildings. It wasn’t easy at all. The process of jumping from one agent to another was so annoying. You’d have to pay an agent fee for anyone you came in touch with. And you’d still have to pay their transport fares.

    There are multiple agents for one property and when you call them, they’ll tell you agent fee is ₦5000. I found a way to negotiate it down to ₦2000 although this also depended on the nature of the apartment. Several agents took me around. I couldn’t find anyone to my taste because it felt like all the places I was taken to were shacks. And the landlords really don’t send you because they know that if you don’t take it, someone else will.

    I was just walking on my own one day and was fortunate enough to see this bricklayer working in front of a building still under construction. I stopped to ask if he could give me the contact details of the house owner or the agent in charge. He told me all the apartments in the building were already taken, even though it was still under construction. Imagine the extent people go to secure houses in Lagos.

    Wow.

    Anyway, he told me there was an available place somewhere he had finished working on, somewhere around the Palmgrove-Shomolu axis. Lucky me! When I got to the location I found the only available room left there — it was a one room self-con with a bathroom and kitchen and it looked quite spacious. I didn’t waste time, I took it. I paid ₦300,000 for the rent. Agent fee, agreement and damages took ₦50,000 each, so in total I paid ₦450,000. Service charge came down to ₦5,000 a month.

    The next week, I moved in. This was in June 2020. The building had 14 flats of different sizes in it. Before paying the rent I confirmed with the landlord about any outstanding bills —  Electricity, water, service charges and all. He promised that we would be getting a prepaid meter and made me feel at ease and I believed I was getting a very good deal.

    So, I settled in my place. The first three months were smooth. We were paying our electricity bills at ₦2000 per occupant which seemed fair enough even though I didn’t have appliances at the time. In the fourth month I started noticing some hidden charges in the light bill. Electricity distribution officials would come around to harass us. They’d tell us we had some things to pay. From ₦2000 it went to ₦3000, then ₦5000, then ₦7000. When it got to ₦7000, I knew there was a problem as it wasn’t normal anymore. The bills we started getting were outrageous, the type that printing presses or industrial companies accumulate.

    Our light bill as a whole moved from around ₦100,000 to ₦200,000 per month. Don’t forget that the landlord had promised that I’d get a prepaid meter. He didn’t fulfill that promise and so the Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company (IKEDC) was charging us based on estimated billing. If we were only billed based on three meters — which was what the house had at the time — it would have at least been bearable. 

    We later found out that the landlord had opened extra accounts with IKEDC for the prepaid meters that were yet to arrive. So we were receiving estimated billings for the yet to be installed meters. They opened 10 accounts like that for that building.

    Ah!

    To make matters worse, I found out that the house had accumulated a power bill of ₦3 million before I even became a tenant. At first, we thought it was a joke because the landlord said he had cleared every debt. He swore to God and everything, asking us to confirm from outsiders. We tried everything, including going to IKEDC’s office to confirm the authenticity of our landlord’s claims. The IKEDC officials showed us the account and we saw the bill for ourselves. An outstanding bill of ₦3 million was passed down to us.

    This three million was aside the prepaid meter accounts that were opened for us. So while we were even thinking of how to resolve that debt, another was piling. Every month, we were receiving estimated billings for these prepaid accounts. Some months we’d receive bills as high as ₦700,000.

    What?

    See ehn. We were in a bad place because who doesn’t want light? And no matter what, you cannot shoulder all that debt on yourself with your salary. How much will you have left at the end of the month? 

    We had several engagements with the landlord and asked him to at least try to clear his own end of the outstanding bill. Among the tenants we agreed to pay ₦60,000 each to at least offset some of the bills because IKEDC’s harassment was unbearable. Almost every day you’d see them coming to disconnect us. Imagine the pain of coming back from work, every other person has light and it’s just you living in darkness.

    Even after we convinced the landlord to clear his own debt, we had a new problem. The uninstalled prepaid meters had accumulated a bill of ₦3 million — this was separate from the ₦3 million the landlord was owing. It was a real terror for me. The estimated billing was pure extortion by IKEDC. No matter how much electricity was used, there’s just no way we were consuming that much.

    Eventually, the landlord met with his lawyer who advised him to put the house up for sale. By early December 2021, we received an eviction notice. Despite the eviction notice, we were still paying bills through our nose.

    Towards the end of December, the landlord came with a surprise announcement. He had had a rethink and would no longer sell the house.

    Phew.

    But there was a catch. The landlord informed us that at the end of the year, we would be treated as fresh tenants. This meant we were to pay agreement, commission and all those fees again. And he doubled it. What we were paying as ₦50,000 had become ₦100,000. He also increased rent, some apartments increased by ₦100,000 while some increased by ₦200,000.

    The audacity. Did you explore any other options on your own? 

    Yeah. We tried to engage an insider who worked with IKEDC to confirm if there was a scam going on with the billing. But then, they all work for the same people and even if there was, there was no incentive for him to get to the bottom of it. 

    We also tried to engage a lawyer. But I noticed that not all the tenants were into that and some were nonchalant about it. Me taking it all upon myself would have been an exercise in futility.

    I had no choice and as much as I hated to cough up those fees, the place had some features that I liked. It was just unfair to be given an eviction notice for no reason and then to have my rent increased unjustly. 

    What happened to the laws on giving quit notice and not increasing rent until after three years? There are many unanswered questions and I know that even though my story might be different from others, there are some similarities that you will find that Lagos tenants face at the hands of their landlords.

    Even though it was difficult for me, I just had to pay. I considered the stress of looking for a new apartment, moving, repainting and so on. There was also the fact that most places wouldn’t be as spacious as where I am. Also, if I was getting a new place I’d still have to pay those commissions and other charges. My plan was that if I had to move, it would be to a bigger accommodation and at the time I didn’t have the funds for that.

    What is the situation for you like now?

    Not every tenant renewed their rent. Some were aggrieved and felt cheated. For those of us that stayed, we finally received our prepaid meters. Ideally, IKEDC will need you to pay a certain amount before giving you a prepaid meter. What they  did was to sum up the debt and split it equally across those meters.

    Whether you’re a new or old tenant, you have an outstanding bill waiting for you if you agree to stay in that building. So every month I pay two light bills, one to offset an outstanding charge and another to pay for the power I plan to use for that month. And I cannot skip these payments or else I won’t be able to load up my prepaid meter. The last time I checked, the outstanding bill on my meter was ₦400,000.

    Sigh. What advice would you give to people looking for accommodation in Lagos?

    First, you should do due diligence on any apartment you plan to move to. When agents are showing you a house, just note the address. Take it to an electricity distribution office to confirm if there are any outstanding bills for that address. 

    This is important because these are things the landlord won’t tell you. Even if they tell you the house has prepaid meters, don’t fall for it because even those have hidden bills. In your excitement about getting a prepaid meter, you may not be aware that there are bills you’d end up servicing.

     *Name changed to protect their identity.