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  • We get it, jeans are functional and sometimes cute. But one thing they aren’t is comfortable. The process of finding jeans that match your style and finding places to buy them is also too much work to put in for such a piece of clothing.  For something so uncomfortable, we don’t know why a lot of people still wear jeans so much when palazzo pants exist. 

    1. They itch

    You start to itch so much when you wear jeans for long periods of time. It’s much worse when the jeans are skinny.

     

    2. They tear for no reason 

    It’s always your favourite pair of jeans that wear out and tear in the weirdest places. You can’t even be a hot boy or girl with thick thighs without your jeans falling apart. Like, you’re supposed to be a strong piece of clothing bro. Why are you tearing? .

    3. You have to jump to put your jeans on 

    There’s really no joy in having to jump to put your jeans on. Once your bumbum is big, you’ll have to jump every time you want to wear jeans. If we want to work out, we’d go to the gym. 

    4. You can’t have more than one favourite pair of jeans

    Who even made this rule? It’s just what it is. If you look in your wardrobe, you’ll find a pair of jeans you’ve worn so many times people can identify you by it. Please, my dear, let that pair of jeans be. 

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    5. Not a lot of brands make durable pairs of jeans

    Finding a good pair of jeans to buy is normally not easy, but finding a durable pair is a lot more work. The jeans are either fading after the first wash or the fabric stretches too easily.  

    6. Hip to waist ratio is going to stress you out 

    Babes with big bums and small waists understand this struggle so much. They’re either adjusting the waist of their jeans or completely giving up on wearing jeans. 

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    7. If you’re tall, most of your jeans will jump

    It’s like tall people aren’t put into consideration when jeans are being designed. They always have no choice but to become “cool kids” walking around in their jumping jeans. 

    8. Durable jeans are very expensive

    You have to spend a lot of money to buy jeans that’ll stand the test of time. Yeah, it’s a good investment, but who has that money for something that’s expensive and uncomfortable at the same time. 

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    9. You’ll have bad dreams if you mistakenly sleep off in jeans 

    This is based on personal experience sha. You can try sleeping in jeans and tell us how that goes for you. We won’t recommend it though, even for experimental purposes. 

    10. Jeans are extremely uncomfortable for long-distance travel 

    Do not travel long distances in jeans, you will regret your actions. Even if the trip doesn’t stress you, being squeezed in jeans will. Don’t do it. 

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  • This article is dedicated to the girlies who wear one of the most uncomfortable pieces of clothing ever – jeans.

    Read this to know what your favourite style of jeans says about you.

    1. High-waist jeans. 

    You probably have a little bit of a belly you need to hide and there’s no shame in that. Everyone likes to look sinched and sexy, so keep wearing those high-waist jeans to elevate your sexiness. 

    2. Low rise jeans. 

    It’s now 2022, but you’re still obsessed with Y2K fashion. You’re a nollybabe who isn’t afraid to be daring when it comes to her fashion choices. There’s also a part of you that’s convinced you’re Kanye West’s muse. 

    3. Bootcut jeans.

    Anyone who’s younger than 25 and loves bootcut jeans is a reincarnation of their old great grandfather. Your grandpa’s spirit from the early 70s still lives very much in you. We’re sure you’re also obsessed with vintage shirts and you wear an afro.

    4. Baggy jeans.

    You either grew up listening to a lot of hip-hop music, or you’re a young person who loves alte style and fashion. Your style in jeans isn’t influenced by a period in time, since alte fashion draws inspiration from different centuries. 

    5. Boyfriend jeans.

    You and the people who baggy jeans are in the same group chat, but you’re a proud material girl. You probably live life in pastel and have more than bucket hats that match your mini bags. 

    6. Mum jeans.

    Anyone who wears mum jeans doesn’t take their comfort for granted. Jeans are already uncomfortable enough and they’ll always go for the most comfortable pair. 

    7. Skinny jeans.

    There’s no hurdle anyone who wears skinny jeans can’t overcome. From jumping into jeans to jumping to conclusions; there’s nothing they aren’t equipped for. 

    8. Ripped jeans.

    If you still wear ripped jeans, you probably have a closet filled with flannel shirts too. 

    9. Straight jeans.

    People who wear straight jeans want to have the same amount of comfort people who wear mum jeans have. Straight jeans give cool aunty vibes and that’s exactly what they’re going for. 

    10. Acid-washed jeans.

    Please, throw those jeans out. Don’t ask us any questions, just go into your closet, pick all the acid-washed jeans you have and throw them away. It’s 2022 and it’s time to get a better and more stylish pair of jeans.