Big Yansh Jiggles, but It Has Its Own Struggles Too

March 17, 2022

Everyone talks about big bumbum like it’s the best thing after sliced bread, even though it actually is. But the truth is, big bumbum, like anything else, has its own struggles. 

Here are some confirmed struggles men and women with big booties have.

1. Your hip-to-waist ratio can be an issue 

Hip on 50, waist on 32, now you can’t buy clothes that fit you properly because designers didn’t think of you when making their ready-to-wear clothes. Finding your perfect fit is almost always impossible because your top is a small size and your bumbum has taken your lower body to an extra-large. Wahala

2. People are going to stare at your yansh

Whether you’re a man or a woman, once people see you have big yansh, they’re going to stare at it. Some silly people aren’t only going to stare, they’re going to go as far as catcalling you and sexualizing you. 

3. Being asked if it’s a natural bum or BBL bum

With the new popularity of BBLs, many people with big bums keep getting asked if they got their bodies done. People with God-given, gym installed big bums still exist. Even if they got a BBL it’s not your business.

4. Nobody likes to jump to put their jeans on

When Beyonce sang, “If you don’t jump to put your jeans on, baby,  you don’t feel my pain,” she knew what she was saying. Because jumping to conclusions is more fun than jumping to put your jeans on. 

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5. Back pain

Yes, the bumbum jiggles, and that jiggling can also cause back pain. There’s regular big bumbum and the big kind that can cause back pain. No one really talks about the back pain their bum gives them after a whole day of active jiggling.

6. You can’t lean on someone and transfer your yansh you don’t need to them

This is specifically for men with big bumbum. They can’t lean on people who need the bum more than they do. Technology has introduced everything except the ability to manually transfer bumbum. 

7. Your bum can slow you down while walking

Walking around with your big yansh is no different than walking around with luggage. Big yansh is quite literally… luggage. You’ll want to walk fast o, but your bum will be behind you slowing you down, jiggling and drawing (unwanted) attention. 

Anyway, I hope I’ve been able to convince you (and not confuse you) that big yansh also cry. Stay jiggy ✌🏽

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