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  • Compared to March, you’ll agree that April has been a breeze. Not only did we get one long weekend, we have an even longer one coming up. While we eagerly wait, here are 10 of the funniest tweets from Nigerian women in April: 

    1. JSYK, I also thought that this meant Jisike.

    This says a lot about my age. 

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    2. We all want a dishwasher.

    But the stress involved in carrying them to term is too much.

    3. What’s that thing they said about colouring books being relaxing for adults?

    4. Women in tech a.k.a Women in danger 

    Women in tech tweets are my favourite genre. 

    5. Because why else will you open your door and get punched in the neck by a kangaroo?

    Tell me you haven’t wondered about this. 

    6. Here for this campaign rally couture thing she has going on.

    I need someone to explain to me why Cuppy chose this fit for this occasion or I’m die. 

    7. It’s nice seeing the children of the elite be into politics. 

    But why does she really look like that?

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    8. A wise woman!

    This is when my next move will be when this person I’m talking to ghosts me. 

    9. This explains why we’ve never seen them in the same room.

    10. I died. 

    As we wait for April salary to land, here’s a list of things you should do on payday.

  • After four long months, January has finally come to an end. The month that brought us Twitter again, AFCON, Comrade memes, Wordle, Rihanna’s pregnancy and so much more also brought us these hilarious tweets. Enjoy.

    1. It’s painful na.

    2. Kidnappers are now doing surveys?

    3. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

    4. The Nigerian government will stop at nothing.

    5. January was kuku transfer window.

    6. Perfect response, tbh. There’s more here.

    7. I’m Yoruba and I ran out of breath saying this.

    8. LMAO!

    9. Kano people, did he lie?

    10. Women can’t catch a break, and I love to see it.

    11. Greatest of the greatest of the greatest Ife!

    12. Both Tobi Bakre and that horse will never recover from that picture.

    13. Also, what is this analogy?

    14. Asking the real questions.

    15. Things we love to see.

    16. Some people deserve flogging.

    QUIZ: How Funny Are You?

  • June wasn’t a great month for Nigerian Twitter. Before we could even start Tweeting, Lai Mohammed and his boys decided that Twitter was Nigeria’s biggest problem and decided to ban it.

    But Nigerians and their coconut heads went and downloaded VPN and gave us these gems:

    1. You can already hear his voice.

    https://twitter.com/CousinYemi/status/1407317170741252108?s=20

    2. Can any Port Harcourt person confirm this information?

    3. This one was great.

    4. Tweets about sapa always kill me.

    https://twitter.com/MalikGCFR/status/1405843555961217026?s=20

    5. Ka3na 🤝 Twitter NG users.

    6. “My lord, I slapped him because he was saying nonsense.”

    https://twitter.com/dotunjubal/status/1403291500486746125?s=20

    7. Everyone must drink water.

    8. United African Republic? Why not?

    9. Has this guy not suffered enough?

    10. No time to play.

    11. I’m here for every Crowwe slander.

    https://twitter.com/Ronke_kuss/status/1400854764947132419?s=20

    12. This person is asking the right questions.

    https://twitter.com/TemiOmari/status/1400184605274222599?s=20

    13. Where’s the lie?

    15. WHERE. IS. THE. LIE?

    15. This one has “RIP Aunty, the evil you have done is enough” vibes