In light of that incident, here are few ways to respond whenever someone asks you a difficult question.
1) Faint.
Tested and trsuted method.
2) Say you have to take permission from Oga at the top.
If you speak, you’ll be in big trouble.
3) Ask the person to turn off their mic.
It’s okay, Mr speaker.
4) Feign an illness.
Works like a charm.
5) Threaten to curse them for 600 years.
I go scatter ya teeth.
6) If all fails, scatter everything.
No shaking, one Nigeria.
Nigerian lawyer, former minister and politician Femi Fani-Kayode has not ceased to be in the news and on the internet.
He is famous for his sharp unsolicited opinion on national issues and outrageous articles and Facebook posts. Here are the ridiculous things he has said in the media.
1. When he attacked Rotimi Amaechi on his Facebook page.
8. When he tried to stir up trouble after the ministerial appointments of late 2015.
In his usual manner of posting lengthy articles that made eyes roll, he attempted to open old wounds after the ministerial list dropped in September 2015.
9. He believes Nigeria is built on a Satanic foundation.
In his opinion, Lord Lugard and Lady Shaw were satanists and worshippers of Lucifer.
10. This very deep quote he shared on Twitter.
"Buhari is not God and we will not worship him"-Olisa Metuh.
Woe to those who worship men and who bow before Baal,the Lord of the Flies.
