Do you have a soul that has lived for many years and accumulated many different experiences? You may not know, but this quiz definitely does. Find out if you’re an old soul or not.
Tell us the men you prefer, either romantically or platonically, and we’ll tell you how old you are.
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Rema or Chicken Republic? Burna Boy or Living in Bondage? Nigeria or Patience Ozokwor? Yeah, these pairings are admittedly random as hell, but do you think you can guess which of them came first?
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Is your soulmate younger than you, older than you or the same age as you? Well, if you answer this quiz truthfully, we’ll tell you the age of the partner you should be looking out for. And as you must know by now, Zikoko never lies.
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Do you act much older than you are, or do people get shocked when they learn you aren’t as young as they thought? Well, we created this quiz to let you know exactly how old you seem. Do you act like a fun-loving teenager or a person in their 50s?
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While we know that a lot of the best Nigerian artists deservedly have fans across generations, that won’t stop us from attempting to guess how old you are based on your taste in Nigerian music.
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Whether it is in Lagos or Lokoja, your youth is usually the best time of your life.
Which explains why it’s easy to get lost in it.
Fortunately, when the sands of time start running down, life will let you know you’re getting old.
We won’t say we can relate, but here are a few hints you should take note of.
Congrats, you’re a daddy now.
As they say, charity starts at home. The first sign is when the children in your compound graduate from calling you “Uncle” to “Daddy”.
You can’t find clothes for your age bracket
Staying fresh in Lagos is a must, but what can you do when you step in the boutique and all the GUCCI and Supreme looks like children’s costumes? Just go and sew native.
Everything feels like a chore.
When you’re always tired of being tired.
“Brother Jerry, Singles meet-up on Tuesday”
You never know about these events until your church-going neighbour decides it’s time for you to go and marry.
All your faves are no longer hosting shows
They told you to go to Freedom Park. That you’d find some good live music. Nobody said you’d see a young woman in dreadlocks singing about Ice-Cream and Poison. Did Tony Tetuila move back to Ilorin?
Policemen put respek on your age
“Good morning Sir. Come out of the vehicle plis. Can I have your keys, please?”
“Kneel down, raise up your hands and close your eyes”
You’re always the captain of your set
Gone are the days when you had to come to the field first or buy the ball. Now they won’t even start if you’re not there, even if you’re the reason they can’t score.
Do they really think you’re Yoda?
Reminds me of a friend who wonders why people come to him for advice. I just can’t tell him it’s because we want to be like him when we grow up. I’m not that kind of person.
While you still have age on your side, what do you most enjoy about being young? Tell us in the comments.
1. When you haven’t even finished your graduation ceremony but your mother is already looking at you somehow.
I literally just finished!
2. How Nigerians see you when your above 24 and female…and unmarried.
Hian!
3. When one person actually asks why you’re not married yet.
Nigeria.
4. Everyday you log on to Facebook and someone from your secondary school is getting married.
Is it everyday?!
5. When your married friends start telling you “God will do your own”.
Did I ask you?
6. When someone is getting married and their aso ebi is 100k.
Will the souvenir be gold?
7. When someone tries to involve you in their elaborate proposal plans.
I no dey do!
8. When someone tries to insult you with “Go and Marry”.
Try again.
9. When your relatives start talking to your mother about your “condition”.
You will not mind your business now.
10. When you hear that people go to weddings to find marriage prospects.
Ehen?!
11. But you’re just always there for the food.
Plis don’t skip my table.
12. How people imagine you feel because you’re single.
Is that so?!
13. How you actually feel.
Does my crown bother you?
14. When everyone around you starts trying to set you up.
No! No!
15. When your parents ask what are your marriage plans.