December is fast approaching, and so is orgy season. I mean what better time to engage in sin and debauchery than the month of the birth of Jesus Christ? To save yourself from embarrassment, we compiled a list of things you really should not be doing.

1) Fake an STD test result

We understand that you cheated in most of your exams in school, but come on. This is the one test we do not want you to cheat on. Do not share fake STD tests.

2) Stand and Stare

What makes them fun is that people actually participate. Why are you not participating? Are you furniture? Do not let the Devil use you. Instead, engage and try out some of the sex positions you learnt for this moment.

Please use all you have to fight the Devil.

3) Hit it raw

There are worse things in life than a pregnancy. Stay safe, stay protected, stay covered. How do you think your parents will feel if you tell them you are having sex without a condom?

4) Kink shame

People are into a lot of things you may not agree with. As long as everyone is a consenting adult, then it is all good. Imagine pleading the blood of Jesus at an orgy because you saw Amaka slap Tunde, and call him a dirty bitch. Did you come for Bible study?

You after Amaka gave Tunde that first slap

5) Record

Do you know many people’s privacy you are breaching? Do you know many people can sue you? If your village people really want to use you, the video will leak and will be traced back to you. At that point, you are F for FINISHED.

Your village people when they realise that they have finally caught you

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