It’s only been ten days in the Big Brother Naija (BBNaija) 10/10 house, but Biggie’s children of perdition have already stuffed more than we can chew into our mouths.
From the Crown Prince who wants to hand over his ancestral lineage to a seductress, to the siblingship we didn’t see coming, we ranked all the ships that have set sail in Big Brother’s house.
Imisi and Kola
Haters may say Kola only sees Imisi like Kidd Waya from Lockdown saw Laycon, but one thing’s clear: no pair gives “brother and sister” vibes as much as these two. From looking out for each other to gossiping like housewives, they’re proof that siblings are important — and super annoying.
Ranking: God when
Kayinkunmi and Isabella
Isabella told us unprovoked that she’d be the seductress of the season and have the men wrapped around her thumb. But one week in, it’s clear she’s either forgotten her mission or her Yoruba prince, Kayinkunmi, has charmed her beyond imagination. Either way, someone on production needs to scatter this ship. We already have enough traditional rulers that don’t do shit, we can’t allow another one lose focus.
Ranking: God forbid
Kola and Dede
Kola entered the house for ₦150 million, but all it took was Dede rejecting his hug on Day 1 and ignoring him for days to spiral him into romance mode. Now that he finally has her attention, he’s the happiest man alive. It doesn’t matter that Dede doesn’t give two fucks, our man is dead-set on recreating the Ozo x Nengi situationship from Lockdown season.
Ranking: God forbid
Mide and Morgan
They may have earned the unhinged nickname “The Mutes” for serving absolutely nothing with so much precision, but you can’t deny they’re a delight to watch together. Will they be the next BamBam and Teddy A? Fingers crossed.
Ranking: God when
Imisi and Kollybobo
For a hot minute, we thought the season’s theme was “Mr Brother, My Sister.” This season has blessed us with a sister with two brothers at her beck and call, and two brothers who’ve adopted a mischievous little sister. Kollybobo, Kola and Imisi just need to extend the siblingship to all three so we don’t keep dividing our attention.
Ranking: God when
Danboskid and Zita
It’s hard to tell if they’re giving slow burn or just don’t care that N150 million is on the line. Either way, they need to come outside ASAPingly to continue their happily ever after. It’s cute, but it’s not why we’re here.
Ranking: God when
Gigi Jasmine and Victory
We were low-key excited to finally have the low-vibrational power couple of the season. But they’ve had enough relationship drama in one week alone, which doesn’t bode well. Will they make it or not? Let’s see.
Ranking: God when
Sabrina and Otega
The funny thing about this ship? It sank so fast that we’re still wondering when they became an item. Then again, maybe it’s for the best. They high-key served cringe every time they did love thangz.
Ranking: God forbid
Thelma and Kayinkunmi
We’d have doubted Kayinkunmi’s royal heritage if two hot babes weren’t already fighting over him. But here we are. On one hand is the seductress who wants him all to herself. On the other hand is, Thelma — the new HOH — who picked our Yoruba prince as her bedroom partner. We’re here for the chaos.
Ranking: God when
Rooboi and Kuture
Listen, we love a good bromance, but can these two people stop stressing us? They’ve made up and broken up more times than we can count, with each separation ending with a “Friendship no be by force” disclaimer. But then again, think of a friendship that’ll thrive outside Biggie’s compound, and they’ll readily come to mind.
Ranking: God when
Doris and Kola
Is it truly a BBNaija season if one party isn’t catching feelings for someone who doesn’t give two shits about them? But while the fooling has been interesting to watch in past seasons, someone from production actually needs to rescue Kola from Doris’ claws. The boy is TIRED. We’re TIRED. Everyone is TIRED.
Ranking: God forbid
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