It’s not everyone you enter a relationship with that you’ll join yourself with in holy matrimony. Marriage is sacred and should last a lifetime. These are the men you can date, but if you marry them, you’re on your own.
Men that can cook
A man that can cook is a whore. If you think men learn how to cook because they’re interested in providing sustenance for their stomachs, I have an airport in Okokomaiko to sell to you. If you marry a man that can cook, I promise you, he’s out there cooking for many other women. And when they finish eating, well, you know what happens na.
When men have money, they spend it. As a girlfriend, that’s fine. But as a wife, just know he’s not spending the money on only you. If you can manage it, go ahead and marry a rich man. But if you’re the jealous type, well, to be forewarned is to be forearmed.
You have five seconds: Name five fine married men. None. That’s because the women who have gone before you know ball. Fine men are for the streets. If you decide to put a fine man in your house, you’re going to have to be picking him up from the streets every weekend.
Men that are good in bed
Not like I have any experience, but I’ve heard that men that are good in bed have had lots of practice. You know what that means abi? He’ll always try to get more practice outside. Marry a man whose eyes have not tear too much and your home will know peace.
Men that can’t cook
This one will just be sending you to make food for him everytime: breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even late-night egusi. Are you ready for that type of life?
This is what women out there think. As long as he ate beans as a child, he’s a danger to your mental health. Don’t do it.
Men that dress well
Unlike women, men don’t dress well to feel good about their bodies. They dress well to attract potential lovers. A man that dresses well should stop dressing well once he gets married. If he keeps up that flirtatious behaviour, then he’ll cheat. Streets tuff. Stay guiding.
It’s that same smart mouth he used to off your paynt he’s using for other women out there o. You must say to your man: “You can be smart but not too smart.” You need to make sure he’s not dazzling other women outside.