5 Ridiculous Things Nigerian Men Do To Get Over Heartbreak

September 15, 2020

As we all know, the devil is learning work where Nigerian women are. These queens of wickedness are out to destroy hearts and occasionally, a gullible Nigerian man falls for them and gets his heart broken. To get over their heartbreak, you often find men doing one (or all) of these five things:

1. Drink to stupor.

Someone probably told Nigerian men the solution to heartbreak is at the bottom of a bottle of booze. This is just one of the many ways Nigerian women can ruin your life.

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2. Start going to church.

Have you ever had your heart broken so badly, you decided to focus on God? If no, date a Nigerian woman today and experience it for yourself.

3. Whore around.

Many Nigerian men take the saying “to get over somebody, you need to get under someone else” too seriously.

4. Move to another city.

Yes. Nigerian women will hurt you so bad, you’ll start checking for apartments in Ibadan.

5. Bury themselves in work.

You know when you have so much pent up anger from being heartbroken and you decide to pour all that anger into your work. 

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