If you ever see two Nigerian guys talking, chances are they’ve been friends for years and don’t know each others’ names. If you’re a Nigerian guy reading this, call your guy now and ask him to tell you your name. He doesn’t know it. Even you, you don’t know his name.
This article will teach you the things to call your guy when you don’t know his name:
1. Chief
This one is simple. You’re calling him a chief. He wants to be called a chief. He likes being called a chief. Win-win.
2. Boss
Some people act like they don’t like this one. They’ll probably say, “No dey whine me, na you be boss”.
3. OG/G/My G
You can curtsy by laying on the ground when you call them this one.
4. Big man
He’ll probably call you big man too.
5. Babe
If you’re feeling frisky, you can throw this one in. Anything you see, take it like that.
6. My guy
Simple and sweet.
7. Senior man
Nigerian men love being called “Senior man”.
8. Bro
If all else fails, this one can’t.
9. Sweetie pie
Feel free to throw this one in too. Variety is the spice of life.
10. Chairman
Make sure you pronounce it as “Chyaa-Man”. Don’t bring any nonsense accent into it, please.
11. Ogbonge master
One question: Why not?
