• What if Spider-Man Was Bitten By Something Else?

    There’s a new Spider-Man movie but we’re re-imagining ours with a plot twist.

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    In the original, a radioactive spider gave Spider-Man his powers. But we created a twist in the story. 

    Praying mantis

    Spider-Man
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    Instead of fighting villains physically, my man will fight them spiritually. The end justifies the means abi?

    Mosquito

    Spider-Man

    You know those annoying buzzing sounds that mosquitoes make? Now imagine a superhero with that kind of power. I honestly feel like it’s game over for criminals. Just as you’re about to rob a bank, the sound of incoherent classical music fused with amapiano blasting in your ears will force you to consider a life without crime.

    Termite

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    He won’t even care about fighting crime. His own is just to build houses. Another day, another anthill.

    Rat

    Spider-Man
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    He’d probably go undercover, join the criminals and rat them out. 

    Locust

    Aki
Spider-Man
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    Villians, hide your foodstuff. Someone’s about to eat all your food till you starve and turn yourself in.

    Flea

    He doesn’t fight villains. He fleas.

    Grasshopper

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    He always jumps to conclusions. His investigation is always shallow and he often attacks innocent people.

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