Paying people visits is an extreme sport; you never know what to expect. If you’re visiting someone out of the blue, you should probably lower your expectations because some experiences might scar you. These are the worst kinds of Nigerians to visit

1. People that don’t have light

You’ll just be looking at yourself like “Did I come here to suffer?” They’ll keep saying “And we always have light oh, it’s just today”. Lies.

2. People that have dogs

They’ll be saying “Bruno doesn’t bite, he just wants to play with you”, but Bruno looks like he was sent from the seventh layer of hell to devour your bones and take your soul.

3. People that leave you with their parents

“So, what are you doing now that you lost your job and your boyfriend left you?”

4. People that don’t give you food

Please feed me

5. Boring people

“I want to go home”.

6. Horny people

“Oh hey you’re visiting me, you must want some INTENSE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!”

7. People with scattered houses

Let me out of this place. Please I can’t breathe.