The Internet gives people a false sense of anonymity that makes everyone feel like they can act anyhow or say anything. Sometimes, moving mad like that will cause people to drag you from your nonexistent baby hairs. Here’s what to do if you’re caught in this situation.

1. Write an apology in your notes app.

You don’t even have to mean it, you just have to silence them for a bit and whatever you write should be interpreted to mean this;

Wahala for who no dey use notes app

2. Do a giveaway 

It can be money, airtime, food, spa tickets. Anything to get back into their good graces. People on the internet can bribed like this.

To err is human, to giveaway is divine. Especially in this economy 

3. Rebrand 

You can remember your roots and become a sky daddy stan, post motivational quotes, start selling green tea, become a football commentary account or you can go as far as becoming a comedy skit creator.

You might just find your true calling

4. Fight them

Reply to every and anybody, even the people that are not talking to you. Fight them like you will gain money from it, ask your family members to come and fight for you, dash everybody insults since they wanna move mad.

5. Ignore

Just wait for everything to die down, they will have someone else to disturb in less than an hour. If you’re about that life you can even deactivate for a brief moment, or maybe not.

6. Move silently

For the next one month, resist the urge to drag someone else or misyarn lest they remind you of your own shortcoming and reopen the case file of your dragging.

7. Get ready

Another opportunity may arise for them to drag you again. Don’t let it catch you unawares, Start planning now. Save your strength for the rainy day.

When all these fail, just do better abeg. Only Jesus is new every morning.


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