1. The truth is that you’ve tried.

2. You really, really have!

3. But I mean, look at him.

4. Or even him!

5. It’s not easy to stay focused.

6. When this one is just so gorgeous!

7. And this one is so suave.

8. And it’s not like you’re trying to collect them from their wives.

9. You’re just appreciating God’s creation.

10. God’s wonderful, wonderful creation!