1. How you walk into a shop you like with panache and confidence.

2. Then you begin to look around.

3. Picking all sorts of off the racks.

4. Feeling sexy and important.

5. Even enter the changing room to try on some of the clothes.

6. Then you start looking at the price tags.

7. What is all this?

8. Why is one outfit half of your salary?

9. Don’t these designers fear God?

10. You walk out of the store with nothing but sadness.

11. But one day your eye and wallet will be mates.

12. And then you’ll be back to buy everything!