1. The Nigerian provisions starter pack:If you don’t have all these, you’ve not started.
2. The official padlock for stingy students:The worst people.
3. When you’re with your Nasco and you see someone chowing Kelloggs.Please be going.
4. You, the first time they jacked your locker and stole your provisions:Just leave me to die here.
5. When you beg your guys for provisions and they say they haven’t launched it yet.Is this one mad?
6. When you’re the only one in your dorm that got provisions on visiting day.As a bad guy.
7. When seniors see you entering the hostel with provisions.
It’s all over.