1. When your only option is okada because buses and kekes don’t enter a particular area.

2. When the driver hands you one terrible looking, smelly helmet.

3. When the road is full of potholes.

4. When the okada man enters a deep puddle and now your clothes are soaked.

5. When a bus splashes dirty water from a puddle on you.

6. When your clothes tear while you’re climbing the okada.

7. When it starts raining while you’re on okada.

8. When you fall off the okada, you and the okada man are like:

9. When drivers of cars and buses are insulting you like it’s your fault Nigeria is stressful.