1. So your love for agbalumo is greater than Obama and Michelle’s own

Love like no other.

2. When agbalumo is not in season, you’re always like:

What is life without agbalumo?

3. You, when correct people finally start selling agbalumo

My joy is finally full!

4. When you buy agbalumo and it’s sour AF

And those yeye sellers will lie it’s sweet o!

5. How you run to the mallams that sell the biggest and juiciest ones

Before they finish buying everything.

6. You, when your friends start begging for agbalumo from you

But go and buy your own na!

7. When someone says you should call it ‘cherry’, not ‘agbalumo’

Girl, bye.

8. How you take agbalumo morning, noon, and night

Without regrets.

9. You, when you mistakenly swallow the seed

You mean agbalumo tree will start growing in my stomach?

10. When peple think you’re chewing gum but it’s really just agbalumo

Because there is too much sense.

11. When you now mistakenly buy agbalumo that has maggots, you’re like:

Done. Just done.