1. When you give the conductor 500 naira and he says “I dey come”.

2. When the supermarket cashier says they don’t have change.

3. When you buy something in traffic and the traffic lights change before you can collect change.

4. When you send your small cousin on an errand and they decide your change is their payment.

5. When you put change in your bag and it disappears somewhere inside… forever.

6. When policemen decide to harass you, you look at your change like:

7. When your are in a hurry and you forget your change in the supermarket.