DJ Khaled Is Your Senior Brother From The Village But You Just Didn’t Know

December 17, 2015
Unless you are living under a rock, you’ll already know that DJ Khaled is the king of the photo/video sharing platform, Snapchat. And if you’re not following him (djkhaled305), you’re seriously missing out. We even wrote a list on his social media greatness! But then we realised…there is something oddly similar to that senior brother in your village and this record-breaking producer:

1. He wears these every single time

2. He likes food too much and only enters the kitchen to ask when it’s ready

https://www.instagram.com/p/_IgUadgogT/
https://www.instagram.com/p/_F-4SDAonB/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

3. He’s obsessed with his enemies from the village who don’t want him to enjoy life

https://www.instagram.com/p/_OAhZQgojo/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat
https://www.instagram.com/p/_TW9LFAomM/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

4. He believes in ‘creaming’ his body

https://www.instagram.com/p/_Au9ogAogJ/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

5. And ‘rubbing’ Dove deodorant

https://twitter.com/DJKhaledKnows/status/676171722693869570

6. He doesn’t like the police

7. He’s very religious

https://twitter.com/ghalyaaaaa_/status/666057537540648960/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://www.instagram.com/p/-wpAKGgotC/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

8. But can party for any (or no occassion)

https://www.instagram.com/p/-5uFs5goj6/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat
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9. He has the keys to success but they make no sense…And they only work for him

https://twitter.com/DJKhaledSnaps/status/672813028782514176
https://twitter.com/DJKhaledSnaps/status/671478328038203392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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