Never takes you or anything serious
Is always joking
Asks you “where did you put it?” when you say “I didn’t see my period”.
2. The Community Boyfriend
Always boasts of his abilities in bed.
Nobody knows who he’s really dating
Different girls keep claiming him.
3. The All Seeing Boyfrend
He can see everything
He only has to look at you to know what you need or want.
Best guy. He can even see when you are lying.
4. The Rich Boyfriend
He always brags about how much money he has to everybody.
Will take you shopping in Dubai.
Will give you monthly allowance if you’re his baby mama.
5. The Most Sought AFter Boyfriend
Everybody wants him.
His girlfriend is tired of seeing heart emojis on his Instagram page.
Too many women make him their MCM.
6. The Fruitful One Time Boyfriend
Swears he loves his girl.
Any girl he hangs out with, is in the maternity ward nine months later.
Nobody understands why or how.
7. The Happening Boyfriend
This guy is everywhere.
His girlfriend is always proud of him.
Every girl wants to be with him because he is very popular.
Only bad part is he likes to be petty on the internet.
8. The Lowkey Boyfriend
He is an alright guy.
Nobody cares about him.
His girlfriend is never worried about him cheating because other girls don’t think he is good enough.
9. The Faithful Boyfriend
He is attractive, girls throw themselves at him.
He is never involved in woman wahala.
He adores his baby mama, and flaunts her at intervals.
10. The Crazy Boyfriend
Girls that he has moved to think he acts strange a lot.
His girlfriend is afraid of him and he is unpredictable.
He could wake up and start ringing a bell for no reason.
11. The New Boyfriend
Is new to the dating scene.
His one and only relationship is a hit.
He keeps spoiling his girl with good gifts.
Other girls tell their boyfriends to be like him.
12. The Eligible Bachelor
Everyone knows he is single, but also feels he has a girlfriend.
Is always a groomsman
Refuses to comment on his relationship status.
Under G guy.
13. The Greedy Boyfriend
Has the best girlfriend in the world.
His girl is proud of him
Always asking God for more.
14. The Confused Boyfriend
Nobody understands this kind of guy.
He claims he has a girlfriend
Acts like he is a girlfriend sometimes.
15. The “It Was Only One Time”Boyfriend
Is always everywhere
Can sleep around if he wants
Believes it takes more than once to get a girl pregnant
16. The Annoying Boyfriend
Gives the best relationship advice
Lives on the internet
Will date you for 10 years
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