If Your Boyfriend Loves Football More Than You, This Is For You.

January 5, 2017

1. When you have to organise date nights around football matches.

2. When you joke about his favourite player and he starts crying.

3. When his team loses a match so the rest of the day he gives you attitude.

4. When he spends the time he isn’t watching football, playing football or FIFA games.

5. When your brother supports a rival team and him and your boyfriend are always arguing about it.

6. When he sees anything that has to do with his team in public.

7. When his favourite player is moving to another team, he’s like:

8. When you watch a match with him and start asking too many questions.

9. Then the next time you watch together, he feels you’re not enthusiastic enough.

10. When you complain about how much time he spends playing football games and he says his games don’t complain about how much time he spends with you.

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