1. When they stop picking you up on the way to work.

2. When they start buying breakfast from the yam and egg woman without you.

3. When they don’t use all their teeth to laugh at your jokes anymore.

4. When they start casting you to the HOD when you come late.

5. When they stop buying you little snacks and presents.

6. When they get actually get engaged to their real boyfriend/girlfriend.

7. When they no longer care about how you are getting home.

8. When they no longer crack private jokes with you