If All Your Friends Are Members Of Rich Gang, This Post Is For You

August 26, 2016

1. When you hear they dropped 300k for only prom.

Ahn ahn! Only you?

2. When they’re complaining that their holiday in The Bahamas was boring.

Nawa oh!

3. Meanwhile, you spent the holidays washing plates in the village.

Anyway, this life is turn by turn sha!

4. When they say they’re on a budget because they have ‘only’ 30k in their account.

This one doesn’t know anything.

5. When they buy something of N100 with N1000, and they tell the hawker to keep the change.

I’m so going back to collect that change!

6. When you go to their house and they treat you like royalty.

This is heaven on earth!

7. But you don’t want to go home , so your parents have to come to carry you from their house like:

Give me one more day now!

8. Their reaction when you talk about ‘jumping’ danfo.

“What is a danfo?”

9. When they come to your house and your parents start forming nice.

But you people are always wicked to me now.

10. When they buy 10k jeans in Yaba, and they tell you it’s cheap.

They have scammed this one o!

11. Their reaction when you baff up and wear your ‘designer’ kacks.

“Are those knock off yeezys girl?”

12. You, when their parents come to the hostel and start shouting that the room doesn’t have AC.

But there is fan now!

13. When they buy you plenty clothes from jand.

Oshey friendship mi!

14. How they react when you ask them about their problems in life.

We already know ma!

15. Their reaction when you tell them you’re always broke.

Just look at this one.

16. When they ask you to come and hang out at one posh restaurant you can’t even pronounce.

I’m not on seat abeg!

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