1. When you ask him about the girl on his Instagram and he says ‘she’s no one important’

You don’t mean it.

2. When he knows you’re angry but he still expects you to talk

So you can’t read my mind abi?

3. When he’s watching a match and completely forgets your existence

Is that how life is?

4. When you’re being serious and he’s just finding it funny

Uncle, what is funny?

5. When he says he’s not hungry and still begs for your food when it’s ready

Since he now wants me to starve!

6. When you’re going on a date and he invites his best friend

But did I send you any message?

7. When he calls you in the midnight just to ‘hear your voice’

Please and thank you!

8. You, when you hang out with a male friend and your bae is forming jealous

It’s not that serious now!

9. When he says he wants to meet his ex for a chat, you’re like:

Over my dead body!