1. People that have finished NYSC

Congratulations! Now your struggle has ended.

2. People that know maths very well

Na you biko! We hail thee!

3. Fashionistas that have entered Bella Naija’s Aso Ebi Bella

The original slayonces!

4. People that have left our level and gotten married

We will soon come and join you sha.

5. All serious-minded entrepreneurs

Continue to create jobs for us all! Thank you and God bless!

6. People that went for Cowbell Mathematical Competition in school

Efikos of life!

7. Anyone who went to a Federal University

You survived that, you can survive anything!

8. People that don’t padlock their WiFi

Favorite kinds of people!